Friends not on Wattpad

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Friend: What's that?

Me: Wattpad. *Continues to read*

Friend: What do you do on it?

Me: Hack government planes! What does it look like I'm doing?

Friend: It looks like a book.

Me: Yeaaaaaahh!! Good job!

Friend: You voluntarily read? That's lame. I prefer Instagram.

Me: *resists urge to slap them with phone*

How many others has this happened too? Or somewhat like this.

(My phone autocorrects Instagram to in stag ram!)

Later,

M.G.

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