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I shall destroy all who cross my path, and my son shall be unstoppable. So watch out.
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Maryse Lightwood: I'm sorry, Valentine, but that's not happening. The Clave shall see this.
The Clave (@ theclave): Valentine Morgenstern, this is unacceptable. We shall apprehend you immediately.
Sass Master: Hey, say what @ dontbeamundane?
Clary Fray: What is it, @ iamdabomb.com?
Sass Master: LET'S GO BOWLING AT MIDNIGHT! AND THE CLAVE IS AS SMART AS A PINEAPPLE!
The Clave: Excuse me? @ dontbeamundane @ iamdabomb.com
Sass Master: @ theclave pineapples are good! They're very intelligent. But guess what? Mangoes are even smarter. So you're smarter than a mango.
Lord Montgomery: Dear Raziel please save the soul of Jace.
The Clave: I thought so Jace Herondale @ iamdabomb.com
Valentine Morgenstern: OKAY STOP. IS ANYONE NOT WORRIED?!?!?!?!
Clary Fray: Knowing Valentine, me and my smokin' hot boyfriend will stop him.
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The Mortal Instruments on Instagram
FanfictionWhat would happen if the characters from The Mortal Instruments had the app Instagram. (I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS. ALL CREDIT GOES TO CASSANDRA CLARE)
