(@iamdabomb.com has posted a picture)
Clary, how I love you!
Your eyes shine like the moon.
Your hair makes me swoon.
But nothing can beat my own swag.
So watch out all you mundanes!
-An original poem by Jace Herondale
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Comments:
Clary Fray: I love it babe! It's so inspiring.
Sass Master: I know. I try. @dontbeamundane
Jonathon Morgenstern: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!! AND I DIDN'T ENJOY THE SPAM. THOSE PICTURES TRAUMATIZED ME. WATCH OUT HERONDALE. I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!
Sass Master: I'd like to see you try. @therealjohnmorgenstern
Clary Fray: Please, boys. Stop fighting over me. I shall decide. @iamdabomb.com @therealjohnmorgenstern
Sass Master: OOOOOOOOOOH competition. I like competitions. Because I always win. @therealjohnmorgenstern
Jonathon Morgenstern: Lol nice try. @iamdabomb.com
Clary Fray: I shall post the winner in my next post.
One week later...
-Sass Master (@iamdabomb.com) has sent a Direct Message to Clary Fray (@dontbeamundane)-
Sass Master: Why don't you just post already? We all know who's going to win.
Clary Fray: I'm trying to drag out the suspense. It could get a bit nasty...
Sass Master: I can take him on no problem!
Clary Fray: Uh, remember last time?
Sass Master: I wasn't warmed up that time?
Okay fine, Clary. You win. But post soon. Please! I want to brag.
Clary Fray: ...
Sass Master: Sorry. I'll stay in line. Just for you.
Clary Fray: Good.
(@dontbeamundane has posted a picture)
And the winner for the "Who Will Win my Heart?" competition is.................... *drum roll*
JACE HERONDALE WITH HIS STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND AMAZING PERSONALITY. (@iamdabomb.com)
Thank you to our other participant, Jonathon Morgenstern aka @therealjohnmorgenstern sorry you lost.
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Comments:
Sass Master: YESSSSSSSSS. YASSSSSSSSSS. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCK YOU JONATHON. I SEND ALL THE DUCKS IN THE POND TO ATTACK YOU. YOU SHALL BE SCARED BECAUSE DUCKS ARE TERRIFYING @therealjohnmorgenstern And thank you, Clary, bae. I hope to spend more time with you.
Jonathon Morgenstern: I hate both of you. I hope my dad kills you.
Valentine Morgenstern: Will do, son. @therealjohnmorgenstern
Clary Fray: BOTH OF YOU!! SHUT UP!!! @therealjohnmorgenstern @valentinetheconqueror And me too babe @iamdabomb.com
Valentine Morgenstern: Me and Jonathon are going full force against all of you!!!
Lord Montgomery: By the Angel...
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