What I Think About Dem Demigods

Nico and His Gay Thoughts

Well. 

Let's start with honesty. 

Nico seemed straight. He was so innocent in the Titan's Curse, now he's all hanky-panky with Mr. Solace. What the heck Uncle Rick!? 

Okay. Once we all get over the "I'm totally gay for Percy" part, What the heck Percy?!

I imagine Percy's mind as something like this: 

{I totally borrowed this from Pixar's "Inside Out", heh...} 

Joy: Whoa. Nico's gay? 

Anger: Let's punch him! 

Joy: N-no... that's so cute! 

Sadness: This is making me sad... :'( 

Anger: I say we kick him in his manhood! 

Disgust: Ew! Not there! 

Fear: Nico's gonna kiss him! I know he is! Ahh! 

Joy: Everyone calm down, isn't this cute? 

Anger: NO! 

Disgust: Two guys? That's hot. 

Joy: Exactly Disgust!   Wait... what? 

Sadness: I'm gonna turn Nico down. D: *Gets control of the Control Panel*

Joy: SADNESS NO! *Pushes Sadness away* 

Fear: What do we answer him!? He's gonna start crying if we don't answer! Halp! 

Joy: I work with a bunch of idiots. *le sigh* 

Okay... maybe not exactly like that. 

If your OTP is perico and Uncle Rick ruined your dream of them ever being together, slap that Vote button! 

If your OTP is percabeth and your so happy it ended this way... still slap that Vote button, but, you suck. 

Admin: I like percabeth. 

Don't take their side! 

Admin: Fine. 

Anyway! Back to Nico! 

I know someones gonna disagree but: the thing about Uncle Rick is that he rushes relationships too fast (except Percy & Annabeth). Take for example Piper & Jason: 

Jason & Piper we're 'dating' but it was all a ploy from Hera. Okay. That's cleared up. Then BAM! Blonde Superman flirts with  her a little and their a couple. Woo hoo! No story, no nothing, just... BAM! 

Leo & Calypso (Great Ship Tho!): 

Leo: "Hey girl! I'm stuck on this island with you, and your totally hot and I love you!"

Calypso: "Your cute but like a puppy dog, besides you can't stay." 

Leo: "Come with me baby doll?"

Calypso: "I can't." 

Leo: "M'kay, I'll be back for you though." 

Calypso: "Yeah right, the last time someone said that..." 

*Poof*

Leo: "I'm back!"

Calypso: "Oh hey. Your back? Cool. Get me outta here." 

Leo: "Climb on my dragon." ;) 

Calypso: "M'kay."

THE END. 

Nico meets this one hot blonde dude and he likes him. Uh. No! Where's the story? Where's the adventure? Gah! 

Okay, so maybe Rick ran out of book but at least have a short story or something about Nico! (Like the did with The Demigod Diaries and The Demigod Files.) 

*Le sigh*