OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

part one

AN: hiya! I wrote this ridiculously cursed fic for my freind Caitlin_cass09 and its meant to be read in a humourous way, lowkey mocking the many various fanfics written by literal children throughout wattpad and Ao3 history lol.
Have... "fun" reading!
Btw if there are ANY spelling or grammatical mistakes pleeaaaase leave a comment telling me! I wrote this in a rush but i hate when things are wrong in fics. <3

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It was a quiet day in number 12 Grimauld Place, as the majority of the people who were usually bustling about it were on a day trip to Diagon Alley, and the others were out on Order missions. It was only Snape and Dumbledore left in the big, dusty, old house.
"Ah! Severus, I was wondering where you were." Dumbledore exclaimed, looking in from the trapdoor to the attic library.
"Albus! I didn't realise you were here today. I was just organising the books, they're all out of order, so I thought they'd be easier to understand in alphabetical order within each genre."
"Forever a nerd at heart.." Albus whispered teasingly, for as hard as Severus tried to act like a cold hearted evil guy, he was also just a massive nerd.
"Oi! I am not. A. Nerd. I would just prefer it if our secret headquarters could run as efficiently as possible. ...And I find organising things calming." He argued, blushing slightly behind his drapes of chin length black hair.
Albus walked further into the room, gently closing the trapdoor behind himself. "So, Sev, is it working?" He asks, walking closer to the younger man and settling on a beanbag nearby.
"Is what working? The organisational system?"
"Err, no. The calming effect. Is it calming you?"
"Oh. Aha, yes, it Was calming me." He answers, shelving more books in their correct places.
"Was? Was calming you? Is it not still?" Albus picked up on the smallest of details, it was what had helped him notice Voldemorts evil signs from an early age.
"Uhh- ah, uhm, well, you see, so, and, uhm-" Snape stuttered, struggling to form cohesive thoughts, let alone sentences. "Well, ah, yep it was calming me. It's less calming uhm now, because, because..." He trailed off, his usually paper white face now nearing a sunburnt-weasley-like shade of crimson.
"Because what, Severus? Use your words." Teased Dumbledore, a cheeky grin now spread wide on his wrinkly face.
"Uhm.." Snape tried, failing miserably to force words out into an excuse.
"Is it because I'm here? Because if so I can always leave..."
"Yes. Wait- No! No-  I mean, yes, uh, yes it's because you're here. But please don't go!" Severus blurted out, looking up at Albus and reaching out to try to stop him from leaving. Blasted handsome man always making his brain stop functioning..
"Is that so? Okay, I won't leave. But do tell me, how is my presence not calming? Infact, how is my presence stopping even your organisation from calming you?" He enquired, smiling sweetly at Severus, that familiar twinkle in his eye prevalent as ever.
"Well, albus, you already know how your presence can make me feel." Snape said, smiling slyly as a burst of confidence washed over him. "After the night of the Yule Ball, I thought my feelings were clear." He smirked, noticing by the look on Albus's face that he had struck a chord.
"Oh. I see," Dumbledore tried to come up with a witty and hopefully flirtatious way to respond to this reference of their past hook up. "Well, i suppose i always assumed that only happened because of the vast amounts of mead and mulled wine we had both consumed. Or rather, that you had consumed. That and the fact that we were stuck in the school with highly limited partnering opportunities.. pent up frustrations and that..." he trailed off, unsure about how severus was going to react.
"was- was that all it was to you, then? A, a one night stand of sorts?" Snape inquired, his hopes for his feelings for albus dwindling with every word spoken.
"i never said that, sev." he answered, wondering how to phrase what he wanted to say. "I more meant that thats what i thought it was to you. No, for me.. for me it meant something more. I felt something more. Still do feel something more. Sorry if that isn't what you wanted to hear."
Severus's heart swelled with hope and joy, as he rushed to say "It IS what i wanted to hear!! Albus, I... i like you. Alot. Alot more than just colleagues, more than as just a one night stand." he admitted finally.
"Oh, Sev!" Albus half sighed, half almost squealed, reaching his hand up to caress the younger guy's cheek. They simultaneously leaned into eachother, Severus placing one hand on Dumbledore's shoulder. Dumbledore looked at snape as if asking "may I?". Severus secured his other hand onto the back of his neck, and pulled him in, their lips meeting in glorious passion.

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Should i post part two??