"Class survey time. Two questions. Have you been drunk, raise a hand if yes" Hobo- I mean Aizawa says
The whole class raises their hands besides Shoji, Mineta and Koda
"Problem class. Next question. Who here has had sex, raise a hand" Same results
"Fuckin' 'ell, problem children. I need more coffee, double shot of vodka"
(I channeled my inner hagrid for that bit)
"Suprise question, yay.... Who here is of LGBTQ+ or supports it" He says
All hands are raised besides Mineta
"MY CLASSMATES ARE A BUNCH OF FAGGS(I sincerely apologize if this causes offense but he will get his just deserved)?! EVEN THE GIRLS! Well, if you're all gay then there's no harm in me doing this" Mineta turns around to Momo and grabs her boobs
Aizawa reacts quickly grabbing Mineta with his scarf and hanging him from the ceiling
"Mineta, you are being expelled from U.A for sexual harassment and bullying, effective immediatley. Pack your shit and leave!"
"B-BUT MY DAD PAYED FOR ME TOO NOT BE EXPELLED! I'LL GET HIM TOO FIRE YOU. YOU CAN'T DO THIS"He screams
Aizawa done with the absolute bullshit being spouted from his mouth squeezes him tighter and drags him along the floor too Nezu's office.
Safe too say he packed up shit fast.
Back in the classroom all the girls had enveloped Momo into a huge hug with Midoriya and Kirishima joining because they are part of the girls.
"Kids, tomorrow will be free from classes so you may have a sleepover and movie night, okay?" Aizawa says
Later that night (2am)
Class 1-a is in a huddle on the floor when Aizawa walks in due too insomnia.
"Goodnight kids" He says softly as he throws a massive blanket over them
"Sho you still awake?" Mic says blearily stumbling a bit.
"Yeah 'Zashi. Come on let's get ya too bed" Aizawa leads Mic too their shared dorm after one last glance at the peacefully sleeping 1-a.
This had no right too make me tear up.
We love us some dadzawa
This was meant too finish after the Hagrid bit but I just kept on writing
