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(a/n: btw if u know where this photo is from ily let's be friends pls)
okay if u want a cohesive chapter honestly u can just click off rn bc this is NOT IT
genuinely the rings of power s2 trailer was just SO GOOFY i needed to update and semi-rant also i haven't updated in *checks notes* ALMOST A YEAR???? HUH???
SORRY GUYS LMAO I HAVE NO EXCUSE I JS GOT INTO OTHER FANDOMS, SCHOOL BURNED ME TF OUT, I WAS FOCUSING ON MY OWN WRITING AND LITERALLY JUST HAD NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT PERIOD 😭
....but thank you wholeheartedly for all the views, comments and gen. engagement even while i was gone, i do read all comments and see all votes and it makes me v happy <3
ANYWAYS yes i am alive no i am not back permanently yes i am still semi-writing my essay on queerness in tolkien no i do not know if/when the next part will be up and YES the rings of power season 2 teaser DID just drop and YES it is goofy asf
(here is the teaser for reference if u haven't seen it:)
honestly i think the comments pretty much sum up exactly how i feel about this one so, as a preface and in no particular order, here are some of my fav comments under the teaser:
"halbrand: i don't wear half my wings half as much as i would like, and i wear less than half my wigs half as much as they deserve" - user-tf7sz3hw70
"the wigs in this trailer deserve their own spin-off series" [blank username]
"do you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?" - garmadonthesensei59
"i think he has been here all along" maybe the real sauron was the friends we made along the way?" - CATDHD
"1:08 fun fact: arondir jumping and doing that cool spin is actually a reference to J.R.R tolkien spinning in his grave" - thealienontheinternet
"halbrand was in the middle of the ocean with my mom when she was researching sauron just before she died" - moemoe513
(ngl those two made me giggle a little too hard)
"sauron did you put your rings into the fires of mt doom?!?!? gandalf asked calmly" - darthzovan
"sauron putting on a wig and taking a a selfie: "feeling cute, might take it off later" - bjg3474
"what are we? some kinda lord of the rings?" - kensdreaming
"mom can we have sauron?" "no we have sauron at home" the sauron at home: - connorcampbell6075
"sauron putting on an elf costume: tee hee!" - huhhuhhuh4069
and finally, the three comments that unironically took all the words of this update out my mouth:
