The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S1E11: Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pain

Caboose: "I'm scared."

Caleb: "I'm hungry." He says, not realizing what was happening.

Bell: "Please stop shooting at my friends." She says to Tex.

Calynn: "Especially if the ones you're shooting at are my idiot brothers."

Tex starts looking over various weapons as Caleb and Michael run over to them.

Tucker: "So, you've got Special Forces black armor, I see. Were you in the Special Forces at some point?" Tex just stares at Tucker as 'he' reloads 'his' gun. "Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th " Tex runs off. "O-Oh, okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later."

Michael then whispers loudly to Tucker.

Caboose: "I don't think he likes you."

Tucker: "Thanks." He says sarcastically.

The five blues walk over to the edge of the base.

Bell: "Um... Mr. Tex, wh-where are you going?" She asks.

Tex: "Red Base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back." 'He' states.

Caboose: "Oh... Okay! We'll just stay here and guard the trans.. porter."

Caleb: "I don't think he likes us."

Cut to Grif, Simmons and Donut on top of Red Base.

Grif: "So, Sarge thought my strategy had merit, but was poorly executed, probably because SOMEBODY didn't believe in it."

Simmons: "Bullshit. He told me he thought you were a re****ed monkey, and he's gonna suspend your weapon privileges."

Donut: "Hey, since I captured the flag, d'ya think they'll give me my own color armor now?"

Simmons: "What do you mean "captured"? You thought you were buying it at the store, you idiot."

Donut: "Still, you think there's a shot?"

Simmons: "Maybe they'll give you Grif's armor, since he destroyed the Warthog."

Grif: "Hyeah, heh-wait... You don't.. You don't think they'd do that, do you?"

Cut to Sarge and Erica watching Lopez fix the Warthog. A socket wrench is heard as Lopez works.

Sarge: "Try connectin' that hose to that metal thingy there."

Lopez stands up.

Sarge: "I think that's what's makin' that rattle."

Lopez turns and faces Sarge.

Erica: "Sir, I think we should leave Lopez to do his own thing."

Sarge: "Good call, specialist." He says to her.

Lopez returns to work. Invisible Tex runs behind Sarge.

Sarge: "What the...? What was that?"

Erica: "You felt that too, sir?"

Cut to Grif. Simmons is looking over the edge of red base.

Grif: "Simmons, what's going on? What's over there?"

Simmons: "I thought I saw something for a second."

Camera pans down to reveal invisible Tex, then cuts back to Grif.

Grif: "Hey rookie, tuck the flag some place safe until we can figure out what's goin' on."

Donut: "Good idea. I was sick of carrying this thing anyway." He drops the flag into the middle of the base.

Cut to Tex, then to Grif and Simmons looking off the edge of the base.

Simmons: "Did you hear that?"

Grif: Yeah.

Donut: "Hey! What's going on?" He whispers loudly.

Cut to Tex who throws a plasma grenade, then cut to Grif and Simmons from behind. Grif turns around.

Grif: "What the fuck?"

Cut to Donut who has the plasma grenade stuck to his helmet.

Donut: "What?"

Simmons: "What is that thing?"

Donut: "What thing?" He asks with concern.

Grif: "There's somethin' on your head."

Donut: "What, is it a spider? Get it off!"

Simmons: "No, it's not a spider, it's, like a.. blue thing."

Donut: "What, like a blue spider? Get it off!"

Grif: "It's not a spider! Calm down. It's some kinda.. fuzzy, pulsating thing."

Donut: "That doesn't sound much better than a spider."

Simmons: "Does it hurt?"

Donut: "No."

Simmons: "Maybe we should try to take it off."

Grif: "Good idea. Go for it."

Simmons: "Me? By "we", I meant "you". Asshole."

Donut: "Well, somebody needs to get it off. Look, it might be dangerous."

The grenade explodes.

Grif and Simmons: "Son of a bitch!"

Erica(distance): "If you guys blew up one more piece of equipment, I'm gonna wring both your necks!"

Fade to black with sounds of people being hit.

Grif: "Sim- Where'd he go?"

More sounds of people being hit.

Grif: "Don't kill me, I'm too good looking to die!"

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