The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S1 E5: The Package Is In The Open

Church, Tucker, Bell, Caleb, Calynn, and Caboose all stand on top of blue base.

Church: "Let me get this straight. You gave this guy our flag."

Caboose: "Is that bad?"

Church: "Bad? Oh no, that's not bad! Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base?"

Bell: "Church, we don't need the sarcasm."

Church: "Oh, grow up Bell."

Caleb steps in front of her.

Caleb: "Leave her alone. She's doing the best she can."

Tucker: "There! There he is!" He yells

Church pulls his sniper rifle out and looks down the scope.

Church: "Where? Oh! Yeah! Oh, I got him! He's sneakin' around back behind the cliffs."

Tucker: "He must be one smart son of a bitch."

Caleb: "Or, what if he's just lost?"

Bell: "That could be possible."

Church: "No, that sounds stupid."

Cut to Donut as he runs around the canyon.

Donut: "Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?"

Cut to Church, Tucker, Bell, Calynn, Caleb and Caboose.

Bell: "Hey, his armor is standard issue red." She states

Tucker: "Aw man! That means it's their sergeant."

Church: "Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses."

Caleb: "Or, maybe he's just a private, who also got lost."

Caboose: "Uh, you know, he came in the back door where you guys were standing."

Bell: "I tried to tell Church, but he wouldn't listen."

Caboose: "Why wouldn't he listen to you? You are a very nice person."

Bell: "I know, right."

Tucker: "Yeah, okay, well, let's take him out, then."

Church: "Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge."

Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times at him but misses every shot.

Donut: "Son of a bitch!" He says, crouching

Back to blue team

Church: "Aw, crap." He notices Caleb, Calynn, Bell and Tucker staring at him. "What?"

Tucker: "You're really not very good with that thing, are you?"

Bell: "I don't use my gun, and yet I have much better aim than you."

Calynn: "Even Caleb could've hit those shots, and he's dumb."

Caleb: "Yeah!"

Cut to Donut as he shouts towards blue base while waving the flag around.

Donut: "Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy who bought the flag, remember?!"

Cut to blue base.

Tucker: "Oh, great. Now he's taunting us." He complains.

Bell: "That's not very nice."

Calynn: "And it's embarrassing."