The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S1 E8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Sheila fires.

Simmons: "Son of a bitch! God..."

Sheila: "Firing main cannon."

Simmons: "Dammit!"

Sheila fires.

Sheila: "Firing main cannon." She keeps firing.

Church runs back up to meet the others.

Tucker: "Hey, dude, the jeep blew up."

Church: "No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker."

Bell: "Are you okay, Church?!" She asks in worry.

Church: "Just peachy."

Caleb: "Well, hey! Since the jeep blew up, we have the best vehicle in the canyon now!"

Calynn: "He's right about that." She says to the other three.

Cut to Grif and Simmons hiding behind a rock.

Sheila: "Firing main cannon." She hits the rock they're hiding behind.

Simmons: "Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the back of the rock." He mocks Grif's voice.

Sheila: "Firing main cannon." She fires again.

Simmons: "Great plan, you idiot!"

Cut to Sheila's HUD looking over the rock.

Sheila: "All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target."Her crosshair starts panning up and to the left.

Back with blue team, Church stands in the open looking down at the tank.

Church: "Hey, guys! Look at this. It's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the Reds!"

Tucker: "What? No way!"

Caleb and Calynn peek their heads up.

Calynn: "Oh, shite."

Caleb: "That's not good."

Bell: "Tell him to be careful! Tanks are scary!"

Church runs to the cliff's edge and yells down to Michael.

Church: "Hey, rookie, good job, man!" He turns to Caleb and Calynn. "Why didn't you tell us your brother knew how to drive the tank?"

Calynn: "He doesn't." She says while crouching back behind the rock.

Cut to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair slowly panning up the cliffside at Church.

Sheila: "New target acquired." She spins her turret to aim at Church.

Caboose: "That's not a target. That's Church!"

Church: "Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?"

Sheila: "Target locked."

Cut to Caboose in the driver's seat.

Caboose: "What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice lady!"

Sheila: "Firing main cannon."

Caboose: "Uh oh..."

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: "Uh oh..."

To Caleb and Calynn.

Caleb/Calynn: "Uh oh..."

To Bell.

Bell: "Church!" She yells in worry.

Cut to Church.

Church: "What...? Oh, son of a bi–"

Church is shot and launched into the air. His body hits the rock face and lands back on the ledge.

Cut to Erica as her and Donut stand on top of red base. She's watches what happens through the sniper rifle.

Erica: "Holy shit!"

Donut: "What's wrong?"

Erica: "One of the blues took out his teammate with their own tank." She lowers the rifle and thinks. 'Why do I feel kinda bad.'

With Caleb, Calynn, Bell, and Tucker.

Tucker: "Holy fuck! Church, are you okay?"

Bell: "Church! Don't die! Tucker being in charge would only spell disaster!"

Calynn turns to Caleb.

Calynn: "There goes another one of our teammates who got killed by Mikey."

Caleb: "We need to do a better job at stopping Mikey's team kills."

Tucker runs to the cliff side as he yells at Caboose.

Tucker: "You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"

Sheila: "Auto-fire sequence deactivated."

Church: "Tucker...! T-Tucker!"

Tucker: "Church! It's going to be okay, man."

Church: "No. Ah... I'm na-l'm not gonna make it. Tucker...there's something I need to tell you."

Tucker: "What is it?"

Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you. I always hated you the most. And Bell, grow... a pair."

Calynn: "Wow, what an ass." She says to Caleb.

Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."

Church: "Okay. Herk...! Bleah..."

Bell: "I'm a girl though."

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