The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S1 E6: 1.21 Giga-Whats??

Grif: "Sorry Lopez, we need the jeep."

Erica: "Shotgun!" She jumps into the passenger seat.

Simmons: "I'll take gunner." He takes the gunner position. "Let's roll."

Grif: "How do you turn off the fucking radio in this car?"

As they drive off, Erica calls back to Lopez.

Erica: "Don't worry Lopez, we'll bring her back in one piece. I appreciate everything you do!"

Cut back to the five blues, and Donut. Tucker is talking to Church, while Calynn tries to calm Caleb down.

Tucker: "Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Sometime in your future, Bell and I get stationed here in Blood Gulch, and we meet. And this guy here, " He motions to Donut. "He gets promoted to sergeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep, and I'm all like, 'There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!'"

Bell: "Huh?" She asks, confused.

Church: "Tucker, what the fuck are you babbling about?"

Tucker: "I know all this sounds crazy, but he eventually becomes a sergeant, and one day we get a tank, and he comes and steals our flag while we're distracted!" He explains.

Caleb: "Wow. So much happens in the future! Wait, wait!" He turns to Calynn. "Do you think I'm married to Ruby in the future? Or Asher?"

Calynn sighs at her brother.

Donut: "Are these guys ret–?" He asks, before getting interrupted.

Calynn points the barrel of her smg at Donut's head, silencing him.

Calynn: "Finish that word and see where it takes you." She says with venom.

Bell: "It's not nice to call people...that word." She says.

(A/N: Sorry. I have bad experience with the word.)

Church: "Red, Bell, shut up." He says and he turns back to Tucker and the Warthog music gets progressively louder as he speaks. "Tucker, listen to me. You haven't gone back in time, okay? This is the guy that stole the flag, he's just not the sergeant. Turns out he's just some dumb rookie who happens to have the same color armor as him–" He gets interrupted.

Caleb: "So I was right?"

Church: "Shut up." He tells Caleb and turns back to Tucker. "Anyways, he got in somehow, just–" The music becomes too loud and too unbearable. "FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?!"

The Warthog jumps over the hill right by Church.

Grif: "Woohoo!"

Erica: "This is awesome!"

Tucker: "Holy shit!"

Church: "Son of a bitch! Run! Jesus! Run!"

Tucker: "The jeep followed me back in time!"

Caleb: "Just like Back to the Future!"

Grif and Erica hop out of the Warthog as Simmons yells and fires at the blues, while they run away.

Church: Ow! Git! Ow! Git! Ow, ow!

Caleb suddenly takes a bullet to the back.

Caleb: "Ow."

Bell cries as she runs away.

Simmons: "That's right! That's right, I got your ass! Get off your ass and run, you cock bites! Right now! Yeah, not so pretty when you gotta run are you! Yeah, that's right! Stay there! You know where your flag is? We're gonna get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Come on, get out there! I've got a whole barrel of love to shoot you with! Come on! Get out now! Yeah, come on out!
I know you like this! Come out where I can get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Be tough, get out there!"

While Simmons keeps firing and shouting, Erica and Grif approach Donut, and Erica helps him stand.

Grif: "What the hell is going on here?"

Donut: "You know what? I honestly have no idea what's going on. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane."

Erica: "You're right about that."

Grif: "How did you get the flag?"

Donut: "I don't know, I just asked for it."

Erica: "What? And it worked?"

Donut: "I guess. Is it not supposed to?"

Grif: "I don't know, we.. never even thought to try that."

Erica: "I'll get you back to base, and I'll explain there." She tells Donut.

Donut: "Not until someone tells me what the fuck is go–"

Grif: "There's no time to explain, rookie! Just take the flag, and go to base! I'll explain everything there."

Donut: "Fine!"

Erica picks up Donut and runs to their base.

Donut: "Isn't it the other way?"

Erica: "Our base is this way, rookie."

Donut: "Uh, I knew that!"

Cut to Caboose looking at his team and his siblings through the sniper rifle.

Caboose: "Oh man, that's not good." He looks from them to the Warthog. "Oh my god, that jeep has a really big gun." He puts down the sniper rifle and looks back and forth. "Stay here...Tank...Stay here... Tank....Ah, screw it." He runs off to the tank.

Cut to blue team behind a rock with Simmons firing and yelling at them.

Simmons: "Yeah, get going! Take that! I know you like that there! Come out! Come here! Poke your head up! Come on, Blue! Get your head out there!" He yells in the distance.

Church: "Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run outta bullets some time."

Bell: "I hope so. It's so loud!" She cries

Caleb gets on her right side and Calynn on her left, and they both hug her. She hugs them back in comfort.

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