All of them are, like, six years old
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North: *glares* Who are you? Can you go away?
South: *runs up and hugs you* A d o p t m e
Japan: Look! Look at me! I'm a doctor! *stabs you with a stick* You're vaccinated now!
Okinawa: This is Habu Babu! *yeets a live, highly venomous snake at you*
IJ: I'm sick of these bullies *sniffles* Can you help me?
Joseon: Have a flower! *yeets a flower at you*
Russia: I'm an Octobrist! *shows off her Octobrist pin* I'm going to be the best communist leader ever! *hums the Internationale*
Kinser: Want to go biking with me? *shows off his new red bicycle* It doesn't have training wheels!
Foster: Come on! My friends' big brothers are snorting chalk!
Torii: I MEMORIZED THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE (coughs in Civil War) WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Kadena: *yeets paper airplanes*
White Beach: I have to get this sand out of my hair. Uncle Kinser will be disappointed
Australia: I have a pet spider! *shows you the biggest spider you've ever seen*
USA: TaKe yOuR pOwdEr, tAke yOur gUn, rEpOrT tO gEneRAL wAshiNGtOn! HuRrY, mEn, thEre'S nOt a miNuTE tO LoSEeEEEEEEEeeeEeeEE
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MTaD and TGbtS ✨️B R A I N R O T✨️
Short StorySince I'm safekeeping MTaD and TGbtS from the purge, I decided to make a one-shot book! They can be non-canonical if you request. I hope this makes up for it :)
