Hells vampire

Hazbin hotel: akira introduction

[the scene opens up to akira sitting down while reading a book in his room that Charlie gave him at the hotel.]

Akira: [looks at viewers] oh hello there, i know ow right who balls did I had to rip off for the author of this story to get my very own introduction to the hazbin crew. Anyway I won't take much of your time so here's my introduction to the show.

[the scene switches to Charlie introducing the residents.]

Charlie: and over here is our security/my child hood bestie: akira Dracula tepes, prince of the vampire realm!!

[the camera focuses on akira reveling his name AKIRA: BOUNCER/ASSASSIN/VAMPIRE PRINCE.]

Akira: being a vampire prince in the depths of hell is not easy sometimes, like dealing with girls who wanna rape you.

[the scene switches to akira sitting in the lobby while on his phone watching voxtoc videos. then angel dust comes in while doing a seductive purr.]

Angel dust: heya batsy

A/N: that's what Angel gonna call him for a while

Akira: go away angel.

Angel dust: oh come on batsy, one night with me and your life will change forever.

Akira: [points behind angel dust] hey look husk is naked.

[Angel dust around with a lustful face.]

Angel dust: where!!?

[akira then uses his finger and flicks Angel dust as she is pushed away and and hits the wall creating an Angel dust shaped hole.]

Angel dust: ahh!!

[the scene changes to akira walking down the hall and nifty is seen giggling like a manic.]

Nifty: vampire bad boy!!!

[akira then kicks nifty as she is send through the roof.]

Nifty: [muffled] yay!! Pain!!!

Akira: [narrating] or pest control

[the scene switches to akira walking down the street when several rat demons try to corner him.]

Rat demon: look who we got here a fleshy one.

Akira: guys trust me when I tell ya you don't. Wanna do this

Rat demon: get him boys!!

[the demons attack then akira uses his vampire speed to eliminate them one by one without breaking a sweat.]

Akira: [narration] and dealing with no privacy

[the scene changes to akira in his restroom, he is seen taking off his shirt after a job with I.M.P.]

[akira comes in and sees angel with his shirt but then a small hole is seen drilled in.]

Angel dust: [whisper] ~oh yeah batsy show mama that those abs~

Nifty: [whisper] hey Angel whatcha doing?

Angel dust: [whisper] watching the vampire change

Nifty: ohh I wanna see!!

Angel dust: ahh nifty shut up!! Besides you're too young to see.

Nifty: no I'm not I'm older than you!!!

[they fall on the door and akira turns

Angel dust: oh heya bat [nervous laugh]

Nifty: [blushes] wow you got some muscles

Akira: [eyes glow] you two have 10 seconds to explain before I drain the blood out of your bodies until You two look like deflated balloon!!

Akira: [narrating] but sometimes it's not that bad when you have some friends to talk to...as well as protect.

[scene cites to akira at the bar siting while drinking a vampire kiss martini he made for himself.]

Vaggie: I gotta ask akira?

Vaggie: [blushes] ummm...what's....it like being vampire?

Angel dust: ohhh getting into the blood kinks ain't ya vagina?

Vaggie: [moth growl] shut the [squeak] up angel its just a question!!!

Akira: besides drinking blood

[scene cuts to akira drinking angel blood from the last extermination.]

Akira: having super human speed

[scene cuts to akira killing several demon in the blink of an eye.]

Akira: having super human strength

[scene cuts to akira lifting a truck with one and hand and throwing it at a couple of demons thugs.]

Akira: I'd say pretty birching

[the scene then changes to akira and charlie on the rooftop of the hotel.]

Charlie: akira do you think sinners can be redeemed?

Akira: I'm gonna be fully honest with you...

[the camera then changes to several akira protecting charlie from several demons trying to either kill her have their way with her.]

Akira: I don't know.

Charlie: -_-