Kristen: *reading a magazine*
Matthew: *shoves a cherry pie in Kristen's face with cartoon sound effect*
Kristen: *face smothered with cherry pie* Real mature, Matthew!
Matthew: *snickering*
Kristen: *wipes her face*
Matthew: *pinching Kristen's cheeks*
Kristen: *getting her cheeks pinched* Stop! Leave me cheeks alone! No fair!
Matthew: *squeezing Kristen's lips* Hi fish babe!
Kristen: *getting her lips squished*
Matthew: *plants a whoopie cushion on the chair* Have a seat, babe!
Kristen: *sits down on the whoopie cushion*
Whoopie Cushion: *makes a flatulence noise*
Matthew: *laughing hysterically*
Kristen: Dude!! *laughs hysterically too*
And--here-we-are: This is so hilarious!
Me: I agree!
This story was written on Saturday, April 20th, 2024.
A/N Matthew is quite the jokester!!! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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