Jake: You look good in that hoodie.
Drew: You know where else I'd look good?
Jake, zero hesitation: My bed.
Drew, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Drew: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Jake: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Drew: ...
Drew: You mean ring bearER, right?
Jake: ...
Drew: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Drew: Wow, Jake, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Jake: We literally slept together yesterday.
Drew: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Jake: We have a problem.
Drew: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Jake: What are you in the mood for?
Drew: World domination.
Jake: That's a bit ambitious.
Drew: You are my world.
Jake: Aww...
Drew:
Jake:
Drew:
Jake: OH.
Drew: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Jake: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Drew: Stop.
Waiter: What would you like?
Jake: Bring a milkshake with two straws.
Drew: *blushes*
Jake: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!
Jake: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Drew: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Drake tmf Oneshots
RomanceDrake oneshots that help me cope with the drakeup :) some of these i wrote before the finale, and i will make sure you know before the oneshot when it takes place :D please feel free to comment, request, etc. im happy to do your requests!
