Jake: "HEYYYY GUESS WHAT I DID IN THE SHOWER??"
Drew: *eye roll* "Probably the same thing I did."
Jake: "I... I jerked off~"
Drew: *slowly backs away*
Jake: "Stoooopppp, don't make me... get angry!"
Drew: "Wh- what?"
Jake: "Erm..."
Drew: *swings open door holding a chainsaw* "Daddy's home~"
Jake: "Shut the fuck up you turd faced pufferfish."
Drew: "I- Excuse me?"
Jake: *monotone voice* "Jake doesn't like chocolate."
Drew: "Yes you do?"
Jake: "Jake doesn't like chocolate." *still in monotone voice*
Drew: "I bought a chocolate cake, you dumb bitc-"
Jake: "CHOCOLATE!! WHERE??"
Jake: *BANG* *BANG*
Drew: "Wh- what is that?"
Jake: "I- I'm playing a game." *BANGGG*
Drew: "What the actual fuck."
Jake: *BAAAAAAAAAAAANGNNGNGNGGNNGNGNGGG* *Jake falls*
Drew: "Fuck this shit I'm out-"
Jake: *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
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Drake tmf Oneshots
RomanceDrake oneshots that help me cope with the drakeup :) some of these i wrote before the finale, and i will make sure you know before the oneshot when it takes place :D please feel free to comment, request, etc. im happy to do your requests!
