UA Staff chat vs tired college student

50

UA Staff & Others:

Aizu: Have you ever wanted to just bite a laptop screen?

Vlampire: Did you give Hawks the braincell today 

BIRBY: No no, let them finish

Sharpshooter: I-

Aizu: It would just be cronchy 
Aizu: and I think that would be nice

Dadzawa: No

Aizu: cronch

Dadzawa: No

BroccoliBrother: cronch

DadMic: No

BIRBY: cronch

Vlampire: Dear gods none of them have the
Vlampire: braincell today 

Therapist: .

BIRBY: Oop-

BroccoliBrother: Oop-

Aizu: I will not be silenced

Therapist: Yes you will

Aizu: This is a hate crime

Therapist: What?-

Vlampire: I- 

MomNight: Where- 

Aizu: Man's is hate crime-ing me

 BobTheBuilder: That's not a word

Aizu: Shut it dump truck head

BobTheBuilder: I-

Therapist: I am literally aroace
Therapist: are you smoking again?

Aizu: I am a holy saint that does not
Aizu: consume the devils lettuce

Dadzawa: .

Aizu: I promise! 

Therapist: How much sleep have you had?

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Next question 

BIRBY: The answer is two and a half hours

Aizu: Shut it you feathered fuck

BIRBY: Make me you genderless geode

Aizu: Is this because I ate glitter-

BroccoliBrother: probably

DadMic: You what-

Aizu: It was edible 

DadMic: okay less concerned

Aizu: Anywhore
Aizu: I will reach through this phone
Aizu: and smack that eyeliner off your face

BIRBY: not the eyeliner- 

BroccoliBrother: I can do it for you?

Aizu: Smack him with a pan flag fan!

BroccoliBrother: Omw

BIRBY: WAIT NO-

Vlampire: Never mess with the siblings

BIRBY: BUT IM THEIR PARTNER IN CRIME

Aizu: Betrayal is best served gay

BIRBY: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Aizu: Yes I do 
Aizu: 5
Aizu: 4

BIRBY: PAUSE

Aizu: 3

Vlampire: if the hellion times this right
Vlampire: I'm praying again 

RatGod: :)

Vlampire: Nevermind I'll start now

UAQueen: Hawks make sure you come by afterwards
UAQueen: to get an icepack for your face

Aizu: 2

BIRBY: NO I CAN HEAR HIM-

Aizu: 1

BIRBY: kjabegrskhbfg

Aizu: muehehehehe

MomNight: little gremlin child-

Aizu: That's me!
Aizu: While Hawks is doing that-
Aizu: Why does lemonade have a boner?

Vlampire: Excuse tf outta me??????

Aizu: You're excused.

SharpShooter: Why do you think lemonade
SharpShooter: a drink
SharpShooter: has a boner????

Aizu: Hard lemonade?
Aizu: Who the hell gave the lemonade
Aizu: a boner

Dadzawa: That means it's alcoholic

Aizu: Oh I am so very aware of that 

DadMic: What.

Aizu: Nothing-
Aizu: But why's it called hard
Aizu: WHO HORNY-ED
Aizu: MY LEMONADE-

A/N: I know it's short but that's because of what is on the next chapter 

I have officially brought Aizu to life!

This is my first ever time doing something like this so I will be mean if I see any hate in the comments. <3

HAPPY 50'TH CHAPTERRRRRRR

It means so much to me that y'all have stuck with me over the years to get where we are today, so sincerely from the entirety of my heart, thank you, I love you guys.