Amren: omg Fey I heard some illyrians saying bad stuff about us 🥺
Feyre: Ugh i dont even have the energy to react to all this. Of course they would talk on magnificent and immaculate women AKA all women 😆
Amren: no for real
Elain: WHAT DID THEY SAY
Mor: omg really spill the tea what did they say
Amren: something about us being bitchy plus the most insufferable and annoying Faeries Cauldon has ever created
Feyre: BYEEE NOT THE MSA COMEBACKS
Azriel: Such unfortunate language. I am glad you did not let the emotions take control over you and just passed by.
Amren: ...
Feyre: ...
Cassian: ...
Azriel: Why would you do that? Karma would get them what they deserve.
Amren: I am Karma. Karma is Me.
Rhysand: Amren, Feyre just got her periods, do you want to try her bloody juice by any chance?
Amren: RHYSAND?
Feyre: RHYS WHEN I CATCH YOU
Rhysand: Jokes aside only im allowed to try it
Cassian: BROTHER STOP THAT IS BOLD
Rhysand: at least not bald like your receding hairline mate 😂
Cassian: ofc receding because my thick healthy silky precious magnificent shiny beautiful perfect amazing gorgeous sexy hair weights it down
Cassian: By the way one day I will put so much dirt in the pockets of your favourite coat not even a hundred of your rollers will be able to get it off x
Nesta: BYEEEE YEEEEE THATS MY MAN DEFINITELY
Rhysand: NO YOU WILL NOT
Cassian: Try me brother 😈
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ACOTAR One-Shots by Doris
Short Story🇺🇦 Ukrainian | Every piece of content is made by me, the one that is not will be marked. Enjoy! 🩷
