Cassian: i have the biggest cock
Elain: not here you fucks
Rhysand: Az has the largest
Feyre: Rhysand has the biggest dick
Rhysand: Well Feyre Darling lets not lie...
Feyre: LMAOOO I thought you would like your ego to be boosted
Rhysand: so.... you dont sincerely think so? 🥺🥺🥺
Feyre: I mean you do have the largest tongue so im perfectly satisfied
Rhysand: #depressed
Amren: post this on ig reels
Azriel: Guys careful there's still kids in this group
Amren: who
Azriel: You
Amren: sleep with one eye open
Nesta: Cassian has the largest one
Cassian: Well... Nesta lets not lie either
Nesta: CASSIAN HOW COULD YOU
Mor: LMAOOOO not Cassian sabotaging nesta
Mor: as he should tho x
Nesta: mor when i catch you
Mor: please do x
Elain: well I mean since im the Truthteller Azriels member is the biggest
Nesta: MEMBER??? MEMBER?? ... GIRL BYE 😭
Elain: SHUSH YOU ARE BUILT LIKE CHINAS GREAT WALL
Feyre: MEMBER LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
Azriel: Thank You, Im flattered
Feyre: OMG ELAIN
Nesta: STAWPPPPPPP well im quite satisfied with Cassians 2 inches so
Rhysand: IM CRYING
Cassian: NESTA HOW DARE YOU. sleep with one eye open too.
Nesta: in your presence i always sleep with one eye open. its watering because of ur smell x
Mor: THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Cassian: Nesta when i catch you
Nesta: Great then there will be "hold onto the board" round two
Nesta: i dont mind tho x
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ACOTAR One-Shots by Doris
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