A/N: expect... some innuendos and cursing. Some personalities will differ from canon, and this is based off one of my group chats with my irl friends 💀👍 be warned
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hot planetary babes
Earth: HEY ‼️‼️ HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY
Jupiter: Oh like the thing your Earthlings celebrate??
Saturn: Sounds fun!! Hope you enjoy it
Earth: FUCK IT UP HUSBANDS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM?? VALID AF 🥳🥳 #divorcedbeheadeddiedsurvived #lovemydads
Saturn: Thank You Earth :) love you (platonic)
Venus: IM GONNA SKIP AROUND SATURNS 65TH RING WHO THE FUCK LEFT SO MUCH FUCKING SPACE DEBRIS IN MY ORBIT
Earth: I did say it was April fools day 🤭
Mars: LMAO OKAY why Venus specifically
Earth: He's on thin ice (not ice cause his surface is too hot for that) for tryna take the goldilocks zone from me don't think I didn't forget 👩🚀 but I won't go too far
Mars: You pulled the "friendship is magic" card on him there and it worked so good on you two
Mercury: Maybe he could take a couple lessons from that
Earth: YALL GONNA LEAVE MY MANS CRYING DONT DO HIM LIKE THAT LMAOOOOO 💀💀
Earth: but they're not wrong
Earth was removed from 'hot planetary babes'
Venus: time-out bitchass
Uranus: 😨
Mars: HOWD HE GET REMOVED???
Venus: I convinced The Sun cause I said he was out of his orbit again
Jupiter: The Sun doesn't even talk in this group chat I didn't even know he was in here beforehand.
Neptune: she hears all 🐢
Mars: Snitching is crazy he didn't even do that
Uranus: Neptune are you letting autocorrect speak for you again 🧍♂️ do I need to teach you how to spell because I can probably help out
Neptune: thanks
Uranus: Gonna take that as a yes then
Earth: GUESS WHOS BACK⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🥶🥶🥵😏
Mars: How did you get back in???
Venus: who tf added you back it doesn't even say
Mercury: He asked me to talk to the Sun to let him back in but he didn't cave
Earth: cold asf for the sun to do that but it's okay I forgive him no the less 🆘♨️
Jupiter: I checked the logs no one here added you back
Earth: and⁉️⁉️ whatd I say before Im built:DILFFERENT🥶😱😱
Venus: let's just all blame mercury
Saturn: What Did Mercury Do???
Mercury: He's just obsessed with trying to bully me
Uranus: Maybe he likes you Idk (I don't believe that but self projection I guess)
Venus: tf no i only like women
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