(Lord help my soul this is incredibly satire)
Cami, Min, and Rai were walking to school, gayasses💀💀💀💀💀
"Damn... Ya'll hear about what happened to Abbie..?" Rai turned to her male companions.
"No? Tf happened?" Min said, Min had always wanted to befriend Abbie, but bc of what the writer says, that shit ain't happen💀
"His ass DIED" Rai spoke, Cami's eyes widened like that one fuckin guy.
"DAMN REALLY? Deadass☠️ literally-" Cami was interrupted by a scream
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ WHY GOD WHY‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME🔥🔥😭😭💪💪💪" Min dropped to his knees and shook.
Rai and Cami looked at this dumbass hoe with the confusion of a thousand men.
"Get yo ass up you stanky manky commoner." Rai's words struck Min like a pencil through the head (I'm so sorry Abbie)
Min got up as they continued walking until they got to the school.
Min was a straight A student, he had zero problem passing his classes. RAI AND CAMI THOUGH.... yeah they dumbasses. Cami being the most dumbassy (sowwy pookie🥺)
As they walked and talked (mostly Min being forced to listen to the incoherent yapping of Cami and Rai on how ballsbustingly hot their music teacher, Mister Demi was. Poor Min☹️)
They carried on yapping until... they finally reached their hellhole.
END OF CHAPTER UNO
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Me and my amigos in FDE || Fundamental Paper Education
Mystery / ThrillerA satire version of my friend @V_flow's fanfic lol
