ThatShouldDoIt Pov:
I was randomly sitting around until I had an idea.
Why don't I make Cote react to my garbage oneshots?
Truly genius and original I thought!
Alright, first let's make Kiyotaka go to the Konosuba world!
~~~~~~~~~~Time skip~~~~~~~~~~~
ThatShouldDoIt Pov:
Nice, now that I have successfully made Aqua and Kiyotaka to go to Eris's world together, it's time for the Cote universe to react!
Hm... Who should I bri- Whatever. I will just bring everyone from Anhs and the previous third years.
At the flick of my finger every student from Anhs arrived here alongside- Whatever, I am too lazy to keep saying previous third years. What do you mean I already did!?!?!
Oh great. Everyone is yelling.
Lke: What is happening!?!?! I was having a wet dream about Kikyo-chan!
The great and wonderful Lke yelled. Or that is what I heard.
Shinobitch:Idiot you have a girlfriend! Say that again and I will make sure you become more gloomy than Ayano whatever.
Shinobitch said. Or that's what I heard.
Suzusimp: Omg Oni-chan!!!! I was just having a wet dream about you!!
Brocon yelled. Or that is what I- Okay this is going to get old fast I am dropping the satire.
"Now shut the fuck up because we are going to watch an alternate universe."
I yelled as I used telekinesis to put everyone I the seats which were conveniently placed there even though I hadn't put them there.
Suzune:What!?!
Yamatrash: I am going to the main character there for sure!
"Why are you here!?!" I yelled as I teleported Yamatrash to hell.
Lke:Wah! Where did you put him!?!
"Where you will end up if you keep spouting some bullshit. Now shut up."
I forcefully used my magic to make them calm again.
Suzune:Wait, we will be watching an alternate universe?
Random idiot: Who are we watching?
Ryueen:Will there be any baddies?
"One question at a time. Suzune, you first."
Suzune:Alright, so we will be watching an alternate universe right?
"Yup."
Suzune:So-
"You already asked your question. Random-kun, you are next."
Random-kun:Who will we be watching?
"Oh, we will spin a wheel to decide it."
I said as I spun the wheel that was conveniently placed to the left of me.
It ended up in Hirata but I changed it to make every single wing Ayanokoji at the last second.
"EH!?!?!" They all yelled.
"Welp, looks like we will be watching him now. Ryuen, yes there will be baddies."
Ichinose raised her hand but I used my magic to forcefully put her hand back to her seat.
"No more questions, I am done with this."
"Alright, let's watch Ayanokoji die!"
"Wait, What!?!?!"
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Ayanokoji Pov:
I randomly woke up to see myself in a theater like room. It was crowded as hell. Everyone was yelling.
Ike: Eh!?! Where the hell are we!?!!
Shinohara:How am I supposed to know!?!
I could hear Ike and Shinohara screaming from the other side of the room, but I ignored it.
"Kiyotaka!?!"
Kei called out to me.
U could a random voice in my head say 'not this cow...' But I ignored it.
"Kei?"
"Do you know what is happening eight now!?!"
She asked me.
"No. Not at all."
I answered her.
"Ho- Hold on, what will we do? What would happen if we all got kidnapped!?!"
She yelled out.
"Don't worry, I will be here to keep you safe. I can assure that."
I told her.
That was a complete lie but I decided to go with it.
"Alright..."
She said.
"Hello everynyan."
A voice called out.
"You guys will be watching an alternate universe now. Sit down."
I felt something pull me to a seat. I could resist it and it... Pulled me to a seat.
The crowd became even louder. It was becoming unbearable.
Suzune:Wait, we will be watching an alternate universe?
Random idiot: Who are we watching?
Ryueen:Will there be any baddies?
"One question at a time. Suzune, you first." The godly figure said.
Suzune:Alright, so we will be watching an alternate universe right?
"Yup."
Suzune:So-
"You already asked your question. Random-kun, you are next."
I like this guy already.
Random-kun:Who will we be watching?
"Oh, we will spin a wheel to decide it."
He said as he spun the wheel that was conveniently placed to the left of him.
It ended up in Hirata but somehow it changed every single wing to me at the last second.
God dammit.
"EH!?!?!" They all yelled.
"Welp, looks like we will be watching him now. Ryuen, yes there will be baddies."
Ichinose raised her hand but I used my magic to forcefully put her hand back to her seat.
"No more questions, I am done with this."
"Alright, let's watch Ayanokoji die!"
"Wait, What!?!?!"
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An: This reaction is pretty much completely satire and I am doing this for fun.
Word count:818
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Cote Oneshots.
FanfictionEveryone has one, So I decided to have one aswell. Classroom of the elite is written by Syougo Kinugasa.
