(I have no idea if I published my chapter in my OC book for Enola, but she's a cat demon, and Roxy's bestie/ daughter. Off we go.)
Alex: *Crying*
Emily: Uh... fuck... *Struggling to comfort* hey... you wanna play with the kitty..?
Alex: *Pauses crying for a second and nods*
Emily: *Drags Enola over*
Enola: the fuck-?
Maddy: THATS MY GIRLFRIEND, BITCHES!
Brooke: I'm your wife, sweetie.
Maddy: my wife?! EVEN BETTER!
Gina: What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Emily: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
Gina: My pulse is rushing
Emily: My head is reeling
Gina: My face is flushing
Both: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame
Both: Does it have a name?
Both: Yeeeeeeees!
Both: Loathing
Roxy: I kill dudes.
Pheonix: I fuck dudes.
Eric: *as the two are fighting off soldiers* so why the fuck are you with him?
Emily: *shoots a soldier in the face.* he makes me laugh.
Eric: *pauses* I... what? *gets stabbed* FUCK-
Chilli: everyone's being far too nice. Obviously it MUST be a lie!
Emily: you can call me a slut, a whore, a bitch.
Emily: *aggressively hugs Priya and Julia* bUT IF YOU EVER DISS MY GIRLIES-
Emily: don't you just love the feeling of the ADHD leaving your body when someone tells you to buy a planner?
Alex: Absolutely! And don't you just adore the feeling of your depression being cured when someone tells you to cheer up?
Emily: Of course!
Roxy: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOWWWWWWWWWWW
Pheonix: *On phone to emergency assistance* Uh, hi. I- my friend locked her baby in the car, and people are judging us.
Roxy: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
Pheonix: do NOT break the window, you'll get glass on her!
Roxy: DON'T WORRY ENOLA! MAMA'S COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!
Enola: *Sitting in the car calmly*
Emergency Assistance person on phone: sir, we just sent a signal, the door should be unlocked.
Roxy: *Yanking on door handle* IT'S NOT WORKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Enola: *Opens door and smacks her in the face*
Chilli: it's cold...
Atlas: *gives her his jacket*
Shoshana: *sees this and turns to Alex* it's cold here too...
Alex: what do you want me to do? I don't control the fucking weather.
Emily: so, your brother's abusive as fuck?
Alex: yep.
Emily: and like, it's consistent? No sudden changes?
Alex: nup.
Emily: could you give me his number-
Gina: the fuck's up with your face?
Emily: *pencil lines connecting her freckles* hm? Oh, right. Yeah, Damien got wasted and started finding constellations in my freckles.
Atlas: I find babies falling peak comedy
Roxy: *pulls out a pack of catnip and opens it*
Enola: *Tackles her* GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Chilli: wait, you know I have depression and anxiety?
Emily: you have about six different personalities, never show your arms and can't take criticism without crying, it's not rocket science.
Eric: I ain't no actor, I can't memorise this shit!
Emily: *Touch deprived.* well we can improv this shit, baby cakes.
Eric: *shoves her off her bar stool* whoops.
Chilli: I feel like an orange...
Atlas: I feel like a tomato.
Chilli: I... what? No, I meant like, I want to eat an orange.
Atlas: I saw some in the fridge.
Chilli: yeah, but I don't wanna peel it.
Atlas: I'll peel it for you. And cut it. Whatever you want.
Chilli: *hug*
Emily's writing on a door: I like writing on walls, fuck you society -Emily
Alex's writing on the door underneath her's: Emily, this is actually a door. Regards, society.
Chilli: depression?
Chilli, Atlas, Alex and Emily: throw it out the windoWwWwWw
Atlas: anxiety?
Chilli, Atlas, Alex and Emily: throw it out the windoWwWwWw
Alex: self hatred?
Chilli, Atlas, Alex and Emily: throw it out the windoWwWwWw
Emily: that baby on the plane who's screaming and driving everyone insane?
Chilli, Atlas and Emily: throw it out the windoWwWwWwWw
Alex: NO-
Scar: DONT WORRY, I CAUGHT THE BABY!
Alex: ok, so maybe not everything should go out the windowWwWwWwWwWwWw
