Husker: ANGEEEEEEL!
Angel: yeeeees?
Husker: *Points at pink bows in tail* Stop putting bows in my fucking tail.
Angel:
Angel: no.
Alastor chatting with Rosie: what's the straightest thing you've ever done?
Rosie: ooh... I killed a guy.
Alastor: * W H E E Z E *
Cherri: Honestly, I only need a man to open jars and shit.
Angel: *Throws jar at the floor and smashes it*
Angel: NOW YOU NEVER NEED A MAN SIS!
Cherri: YESSSSSSS BITCH!
Angel: *petting Husk's head*
Husk: stop.
Angel: *Continues to pet Husk's head*
Husk: I swear to fuck if you don't stop...
Angel: *Still petting* aw, you're purring.
Husk: no I'm not.
Husk: *Purr*
Lucifer: wait wait wait! If we're gonna have our memories wiped, I have some stuff I wanna say! vaggie, for the last six months I thought your name was 'Maggie' with an 'M'. NO ONE CORRECTED ME!
Charlie: I only love SOME OF my stuffed animals and the guilt is killing me!
Vaggie: Sometimes I'll use military terms without actually knowing what they mean. I'm supposed to be the fighter! If I'm not the fighter, who am I?!
Angel: I'm not actually this laid back. I'm super stressed 24/7. Have you met my boss?
Husk: WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORK CHOPS?
Husk: oh Fat Nuggetsssssss
Angel: NOOOOOOOO
Niffty: I have the ability to cluck like a chicken.
Alastor the talent show judge: Show us.
Niffty: buck-AWK
Husk the talent show judge: she's good.
Angel the talent show judge: I say she moves on to the next round.
Husk: I just want to lie in my bed all day and drink beer.
Niffty: that's no way to live!
Husk: then I'll die.
Niffty: *Spray bottle*
Husk: HISSSSSSSSSS.
Husk: I love you.
Angel: Why?
Husk: for fucks sake-
