Summary: Striker, Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo, and Mikey go with Stolas, an owl demon prince and the benefactor, to Loo Loo Land to reconnect with his depressed emo daughter...and potentially gains feelings for the psychokinetic newbie imp.
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Blitzo is woken up by Mikey.
Mikey: *Excited* Hey, Blitz! Wake up! It's a break week!
Blitzo: ...Break?
Mikey: You know, we don't have to go to school for a week! And me and my boys are organizing a search party for Billie later this week!
Blitzo: ...can...I help?
Mikey: Sure!
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At the office, Blitzo goes into Striker's office curiously.
He looks around, before seeing a chest.
He opens it and finds several Playboy-like comics.
Blitzo then flinches in disgust and closes it.
He then notices a phone.
He answers the phone, as a British male voice speaks.
???: Hello?
Blitzo: Hello...?
???: How peculiar, are you new?
Blitzo: Yes...
???: Well, nice to meet you. I'm Stolas.
Blitzo: Sto...las?
Stolas: Yes. I am indeed Stolas of the Ars Goetia family. I have an amazing daughter and...an absolute bitch of a wife.
Blitzo then giggles.
Stolas: You like that? *Amused* What if I told you I make her do all the work in bed?
Blitzo then laughs, understanding the joke.
Striker enters to see it.
Striker: Oh, uh, excuse me, Blitzo.
Blitzo then leaves, as Striker asks Stolas.
Striker: So, Stolas...what do you need?
We cut to Stolas, a blue owl demon with a white face and four red eyes.
Stolas: I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was wondering if you little imps can be bodyguards for us?
Striker: Sorry, Stolas. We're assassins only.
Stolas: *Smirking* I'll pay you...
Striker: Pay us what?
Stolas: Money!
Striker: Well howdy, partner! We're comin'!
He then accidentally smashes his phone.
He then goes out and tells Moxxie and Millie.
Striker: M&M, Blitz, Mikey, get in here, we're visitin' Loo Loo Land!
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Millie: *Excitedly* LOO LOO LAND?!
Mikey: Loo Loo Land?
Blitzo tilts his head in confusion.
Striker: Yep!
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Soundtrack - You Should See Me in a Crown - Billie Eilish
At Loo Loo Land, Stolas, wearing an apple hat and a "Loo Loo Land" shirt, comes out happily, before his less enthusiastic daughter, Octavia, comes out and groans, pulling her hat over her eyes while listening to Billie Eilish.
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