Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Firey shoots bath salts with blocky and the gang

Firey: man i love tv

Mephone4: i baked cookies everyone

Everyone: YAAAAAAYYYY *eats*

Mephone4: except i put lsd in then

Everyone: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Firey: ahahahahahahahahaha so funny hahahahahahahahahaha

Blocky: HEY LOSER

Firey: me

Blocky: YEAH YOU

Blocky: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SIGMA MALE????

Firey: i mean ig

Blocky: SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL RIGHT FUCKING NOW FOR A CHANCE TO SHOOT BATH SALTS WITH ME!!!!!!

Firey: ok thanks commercial blocky

*subscribes*

Blocky: *jumps through firey's window* HEY MOTHERFUCKER

Firey: ello

Blocky: YOU'VE JUST BEEN CHOSEN OUT OF 8 SUBSCRIBERS TO SHOOT BATH SALTS WITH ME!

*looks into the camera*

Blocky: please dont form a drug addiction. Dont be like me. And if your doing it, stop it. Get some help. 

Firey: uh who the fuck are you talking to

Blocky: uh no one

*silence*

Blocky: anyway yeah lets shoot with the boys

Firey: whaddya mean the b-

Eraser: hey bitch

Pen: i-im so excited i might cum all over the place~ uwu 

Snowball: also im here too

Profily: and me

FIrey: who tf are you

Profily: profily mcprofileson

Firey: oh cool

Snowball: yeah the woke-ass third gender one

Profily: *shoots snowball* nvm its just me

Blocky: *takes out the bath salt* lets do it bitch

Firey: how tf do we do this shit

Blocky: like this *injects a needle into firey*

Firey: OW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 

Blocky: dont be a needy pussy

Needle: *slaps blocky* D O N T C A L L M E N E E D Y  . 

Blocky: k

Firey: AHHHHHHHH IM STARTIN TO SEE WEIRD SHIT BRUH

Blocky: like what

Firey: I SEE SOUND AND FEEL COLOR

Profily: i gotta get some uh this *needle*

Profily: i feel normal

Blocky: prolly cause your already super goofy

Profily: yeah prolly lol

Firey: *sobs* I THOUGH THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN LIKE SMOKING WEED OR SNORTING COKE BUT THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN SCARY BRUH

Blocky: wtf snorting coke is super icky

Firey: what did you say

Blocky: you like smell it and it goes up in your brain and shit like ew wtf

Firey:   N   A   N   I   ?   !   ?  !

Blocky: motherfu-*gets obliterated* 

Firey: *looks into the camera* seriously, dont form a drug addiction. It can affect both your psychical and mental health.

Profily: who tf are you talking to

Firey: oh just this fortnite-dancing lizard that can somehow talk

Eraser: man i gotta get in on this *needle*

Eraser: OH GOD THE PENTAGONS. THE PENTAGONS. THEY'E FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

Pen: a-are you oka-

Eraser: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME *shoots pen*

Firey: well looks like his PENT up dick is A-GON

Everyone: *laughs*

Eraser: IM GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU PENTAGONS BITCHES

Leafy: *comes in* WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS YELLING

Firey: LEAFYYYYYYYYYY! Your embarrassing me in front of my friennnnnnddddddssssssss!

Leafy: fine *leaves*

Eraser: uh anyway IMMUNA KILL ALL YOU FUCKERS *shooting* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Firey: EVERYONE FUCKING RUN

Everyone: *runs*

Eraser: GET BACK HERE *shoots firey*

Firey: yowchies

Eraser: DIE PENTAGON *shoots him 99999999999999999 times*

Profily: *throws an axe at eraser*

Eraser: FUCK *dies*

Firey: jesus christ

Profily: ill help you my dude

Firey: thanks *gets up*

*silence*

Firey: wanna make out

Profily: sure

*making out*

Leafy: firey

Firey: WHAT

Leafy: i made you and your friends snacks

Firey: what kind of snacks

Leafy: goldfish and capri suns

Firey + profily: YAAAY *runs out*

Eraser: i......... always......... come ba-

Blocky: *kicks him in the nuts* SHUT THE FUCK UP

Blocky: remember kids, dont do drugs. Instead, eat goldfish and drink capri suns!

Eraser: goldfish suck

Blocky: YOU SUCK *punches him*