edwerd pov

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om mer gawd I just ran over the must sexy sexy stunny crunchy ewosmn kownd to man wtf do I do hello what omergaof her body is all mangled what the cuck boy let snot talk tom mcubn grbA ON THE waist and out that bdoyf on me comojg  now follow me lead mmhmhmhmhmhmhhm boy let s ntof t;sk yo cuch bran with you bewtyeen my amr s bareookfk on the gars s lisntnewton mny fvaorjyie song smth smth omg se just wokeup how the cukmd idn she jsut wka weup hr body wa sso fucke dup hello1

"hello my seyx wexy creamy daddy why did u reverse on me"
"only reverse id do on u is cowgirl bby"

TIME SKIP and we're fuckin now omg she son top of me omg im gonna bust AWGH


time skip 9 months later plus pov chnage woahhhhhhh third person now baby

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS CUMMING OUT OMG MY GOD OGM MY GOD OMG DID I JSUT SHIT OGM OGMOMG GOMG O OGMM AHHHHHHHH" 

"awww what do we name her >_<"

"i want a divorce."

"awwww miss i want a divorce sheeran :333"

"no like i want a divorce" y/n pulled the divorce papers out of her ass (literally) and handed them to ed

"oh :("

"yeah sorry but ur not even the baby daddy :P it's guy fieri :PP" 

"we shouldve just threesomed id fuck that guy anyday"

"no."

"ok"

"leave pls"

"k"

edwerd left only to get run over by guy fieri while crossing the sidewlak


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