What. The. Fuck. (Aka a person wakes up as Haruno Sakura)

Haku's Secret Jutsu: Crystal Ice Mirrors

The two guys and Tsunami were walking away from the house when the stop as the eyepatch man said "Looking at that beautiful skin of yours makes me want to cut you." The man with grey hair pulled on the rope. "Hey... walk faster." "Wait!" Inari yelled. "Inari!" Tsunami yelled in concern. "What? It's just the kid from before." The eyepatch man said. "Get... get away from my mom!" Inari yelled before sprinting at the two men. "Man... This brat's hopless." "Let's do it!" The grey haired said and they both started to pull out their swords. Panicking Tsunami quickly said "If you do that, I'll bite off my tongue and-" But before she could finish the man the grey haired man knocked her out saying "Shut up. Go to sleep." "I...na...ri." They both then fully pulled out their swords.

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Sasuke was blocking Haku's senbon with a Kunai. "Well, well... He can see that speed, eh..." Zabuza said. "Sakura, surround Tazuna and don't move away from me. Let Sasuke handle him!" Kakashi said and you moved closer to Tazuna. "Ok." Sasuke and Haku kept at it until Sasuke managed to trap Haku's senbon between his Kuni's. "I don't want to have to kill you... I'd like for you to back down." "Nonsense..." Sasuke replied with a smile. "I knew it... But you won't be able to keep up with my speed. Also, i've already made two pre-emptive moves." "Two pre-emptive moves?" "The first one is the scattered water. And the second one was blocking one of your hands. Therefore, you'll just be able to defend my attack..." Haku said before raising up his free hand and making a hans sign. 'What?! With one hand, he's...?!' Sasuke thought panicking as Haku started forming a jutsu. 'A one-handed Sign? I've never seen such a thing before...' Kakashi thought, sweating a little bit.

Haku finished his hand sign's saying "Hidden Jutsy: Athousend Needles of Death!" Haku then lifted up his foot and stomped on the ground making the water around therm rise up. "So he doesn't want to kill him... eh. I wonder if that's how he really feels." Zabuza thought out loud as the water suronding Haku and Sasuke turned into needles. 'Remember... that training!' Sasuke thought of when he first tried tree climbing. 'Build up Chakra at on burst...' Sasuke thought while forming a hand sign. as the water needles then came at him.

Tazuna's house

The two man had swung at Inari but he had switched with wood making them cut the wood instead. "The Substitution Jutsu...?!" Grey hair said shocked. "The woman... Hmm?" Eyepatch guy looked around confused as he didn't see Tsunami's body. "Sorry I was late." Naruto said. They both looked in Naruto's direction and saw him gently laying down Tsunami while holding Inari. "Hero's usually appear on the scene late, so..." "Naruto!" Inari yelled, happy to have been saved.Naruto put him down. "Inari, you did well!" "Huh." "Thanks to you distracting them, I was able to save your mom." "Naruto... how did you know that those samurai were here?"

"In the forest, there was a boar that had been cut-up with a sword. Other than that. there were trees with lots of cuts. They headed in the direction of your house... so I got worried." "I see." Inari was amazed. "Well... If it isn't the no-good Ninja that Tazuna hired..." Eyepatch man spoke looking annoyed. "Let's do it..." "Yeah..." They both then started to run at Naruto. "Here they come!" Inari yelled. Naruto then pulled out two shuriken's and threw them at the two man who simply blocked them with their swords.

"Hah! Something like that won't work!" Naruto then turned to them and smiled. "Fools." "Prepare yourself!" The eyepatch man yelled before two of Naruto's clones came up behind them and kicked them in their face knocking them both out. The clones then disapeared. "W-Wow!" "It's done!" "Naruto, you're just like...a Ninja!" "You fool. I was a Ninja to start with!" Naruto said as they both started smiling and laughing.

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'Build up Chakra at one burst... to the feet!' Sasuke thought as the water Senbon's rained down on him and Haku quickly jumped back. "He vanished..." Haku muttered before looking up and seeing Sasuke in the air. Haku jumped back as Sasuke threw Shuriken's at him. When he stopped Sasuke appeared behind him saying "You're surprisingly stupid... From here on... you'll only defend my attack!" They both then continued to fight before Sasuke managed to kick him back to Zabuza. "To think Haku would lose in speed..." Zabuza muttered in shock. "It seems that i'm faster than you..." Sasuke said. "I can't have you mocking our team, calling them brats... He may not look it, but Sasuke is the number one rookie of our Village Hidden in the leaves. And Sakura is our sharpest... And the other one is the number one hyperactive, knucklehead Ninja, Uzamaki Naruto." Kakashi said.

With Naruto

Naruto sneezed. "You have a cold?" Inari asked "I'm okay. Anyway... Sorry about yesterday, Inari." Naruto said as the two guys were tied up and gagged in the backround. "Huh?" "Branding you a crybaby... Forget I ever said that." Naruto then started to rub Inari's head. "You're strong!" Inari started to cry at Naruto's words. "Dang it! I...decided never to cry again, but... Now you'll laugh at me again and call me a crybaby." "What're you saying...?! It's okay...when you're happy." Naruto said smiling at Inari. "It's okay to cry when your happy!" "Naruto..." Inari started to cry a little bit more as Naruto turned away from him. "Now then. I can leave the rest to you, right?" "Yeah..." "Okay, i'm going to hop over to the bridge for a bit. Man, it's tough being a hero!" Naruto said as he started to run away. "That's for sure!" Inari yelled.

With everyone else

Zabuza chuckled. "Haku, do you know what this means? At this rate, you'll be defeated by your intended victim..." "Yes..." Haku said as Chakra started to flow out of his body. "What...?" Sasuke said. "It's unfortunate..." Haku said. "Is this... cold air...?" Haku raised up his hands and formed a hand sign as ice mirrors started to form around Sasuke. "Hidden Jutsu!" More ice started to form and Zabuza smirked under his mask. Sasuke looked around in shock. "Crystal Ice Mirrors!" "What is it? What's that Jutsu?" Kakashi asked. Haku then walked in one of the mirrors as images of him start to appear in every mirror. "Are these... mirrors?! What...in the world...?!" Sasuke said. "Darn it!" Kakashi said as he ran towards the ice only for his path to be blocked by Zabuza. "I'm your opponet, aren't I? Since that Jutsu has appeared... he's done for." Zabuza said.

"Now then... I'll start. I shall show you... my true speed!" Haku said before pulling out senbods. Senbon's started to hit Sasuke from different directions. "Sasuke!" Kakashi yelled. Sasuke kept getting hit from all around him and his kunai ended up getting knocked out of his hand. "Sasuke here!" You yelled as you threw a Kuni to him. Haku then reached his hand out from one of the mirrors and grabed it only for it to blow up, breaking the cheek part of his mask, as two other kunai flew pased him and Sasuke caught them. "Thanks! Sakura!" Sasuke yelled as he started to block the Senbon's.

"Don't worry Sasuke! I'll find a way to get you out!" "Hah! Like a little girl like you could deffeat Haku's ice mirrors!" Zabuza yelled. "Shut up! You dress like a cow!" You yelled back shocking him. "Tch... After I kill that old man your next!" Zabuza yelled angerly at you while you only responded by sticking your tounge out at him. "Sakura! Don't provoke him!" Kakashi yelled. Tazuna bent down to whisper in your ear and said "Is it really wise to provoke him?" "Probably not."

You say with a shrug making his sweat drop. "If you make a move, i'll kill those two!" Zabuza told Kakashi as Haku continued to hit Sasuke with Senbon's. He managed to knock one of the Kuni's you gave Sasuke out of his hand. 'Tch. I can't just do the same thing again and Sasuke is getting pumbeld right now.' You thought angerly as Sasuke lost the other kunai leaving him defenseless.

A kunai then flew towards Sasuke and Haku reached out and grabed it only for a shurikin to hit him in the face knocking him out of the mirror. Haku sat up as a person appeared in a puff of smoke. 'It's that idiot... that showoff...' Sasuke thought. "The number one hyperactive knucklehead ninja..." Haku muttered. "Uzumaki Naruto is finally here!" Naruto yelled while making a hand sign.