CRK x Reader - Oneshots and Headcanons! [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED!]

silly stuff with the sillies

(Starshine Cookie is my main OC!)

*Shadow milk randomly pops up out of nowhere and starts commiting arson*

Starshine: "What the fu-"

Shadow Milk: "IT'S YO MAMA, SHADOW MILK!"

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Starshine: "Affogato, meet Strawberry Crepe!"

Affogato: "Hey kid-"

Strawberry Crepe: "Okeh let's see.. 6% coffee, 6% ice cream, 20% yandere, 4% tsundere, 19% narcissist, 15% snake, 30% fish. Wow, you're weird."

Affogato: "Why you little-"

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Past Starshine: "So... do we like men now?"

Current Starshine: "Yes."

Past Starshine: "Wait but what about-"

Current Starshine: "Shh, you're not supposed to have that trauma in your timeline yet."

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Starshine: "I'm a knight, but I can also be a: confidant, paladin, mentor, author, singer, someone who needs therapy,-"

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Pure Vanilla: "So... you could have these seizures in battle, too... how scary. I cannot fathom the amount of pain-"

Starshine: "WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT CAN'T YOU JUST COMFORT ME INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE?!"

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Prune Juice: "Did you park illegally with your car?!"

Capsaicin: "No, of course not!"

Prune Juice: "Oh, thank the witches-"

Capsaicin: "I don't even have a car! So I took someone else's."

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*Starshine Cookie is very honest about her dislikes when on her period.*

Starshine: "NO, NO, NOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

*She picks up a random piano*

Clotted Cream: "Wait, where'd you get that piano?"

Starshine: "RAAAAAHH-"

*She throws it at him*

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*Insert Starshine Cookie and Dark Cacao Cookie randomly screaming at Affogato Cookie and Clotted Cream Cookie*

Affogato, to Clotted Cream: "So, wanna go get coffee?"

Clotted Cream: "Sure thing bro."

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Starshine Cookie, looking at the deceit-consumed Faerie Kingdom: "Well, that's concerning."

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Shadow Milk: "WHERE IS HE-"

White Lily: "She☝."

Starshine: "YEAH HAHA IN YO FACE THIS IS MODERN FEMINISIM TALKING!"