Uhh yes.

0 0 0
                                    

Behind the scenes:

"Why are wizards still using owls to deliver their mail? Wait, why even owls!? Daily and nightly use!? Pigeons can do that but WHY owls?" Alex, the actor for Harold complained as he read the script.

"But- but- what about Hedwig?"

Alex looked at the director, he looked at them with a gaze that translated to "Idiots."

"I don't even think Harold would LIKE an owl! It's needy and what if it bites you!?"

"The owls are magic?"

"So the owls are slaves? Great."

"Please just act like you like the owl okay? Plus she's cute!" Alex's brother in law doted on "Hedwig".

"Fine..." Alex grumbled.

-____-

Harold looked at Hagrid. "An...owl?" He asked as he saw the feathery creature. "Since it's yer birthday, might as well." Hagrid smiled. "Can I touch her? Or him?" Harold asked as the owl stared at him too. "She is yours so-" Hagrid opened the cage to let Harold touch it.

"Wait- what if it bites me?"

"No no, she won't, got to touch her too and she isn't a biter."

"Easy for you to say, you said you take care of animals!" Harold screeched. Hedwig flinched and started screeching or whatever birds do when they're scared. The scene was quite a spectacle to some onlookers.

Hagrid and Harold watched as the owl flew away from her cage and them.

...

"CATCH THAT OWL!" Harold shouted as he pushed or bumped into some people to get to his owl. Hagrid followed suit (not without apologizing to said people, saying they've lost an owl which annoyed people but oh well).

Harold also pushed aside a strangely blonde boy whose hair was.... Too bright for it to be blonde... the blonde boy shouted at his but he couldn't hear him from the distance he ran.

At some point, the owl stopped and hopped towards a boy. Harold looked over to see that his hair was unusually too orange or red.

". . . What-?"

"Sorry! That's my owl!" Harold ran over and apologized to him. The other boy picked up the owl and gave it to Harold.

"So, what's their name?" He asked.

"Har- oh wait no-"

"You haven't named.... Her yet? The ginger boy asked. "Try Hedwig. It's a nice name." The ginger boy smiled until a shout was heard. He ran off and said goodbye to Harold.

Harold looked around to see he was.... Wait where was he?

Oh no.

Behind the scenes:

"So the idiot gets lost?" Alex looked back on the script and to his brother in law, who was conveniently named Ronald like his character. "Eh. It is his first time in the wizarding world right?"

"I don't think so. It's either he has bad direction that even I could find the wand shop thingy faster than him without any help."

"It's only his first time there y'know?" Ron sighed as Alex rambled again. "How are you even an actor..?"

I Rewrote Harry Potter I GuessWhere stories live. Discover now