Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

disney worlb pt 2

Grassy: stab him in the stomach mickey!

Rocky: bleh

Mickey: oh hey there are $9999999999999999999999999999999 souvenirs over there

Firey jr + the other shitty kids: *runs away*

Disney: oh carry on then

Mickey: now lets finish his

Blocky: COME AND FIGHT ME YOU BIG PUSSY *jumps onto the epcot ball*

Pen: epcot~

Mickey: *jumps*

Mickey: you ruined my theme park, and now im gonna fuck you

*silence*

Goofy: its "fuck you up" not "fuck you" *goofy ahh laugh*

Peter: holy crap this reminds me of the time i stole a joke from hazbin hotel. Nehehehehehehehe

Mickey: SHUT THE HELL UP *shoots peter to death*

Blocky: hey battle's over here dickwad

Mickey: dont you EVER CALL ME A DICKWAD, BITCH *shoots blocky*

Blocky: *dodges* so its war you want eh? *shoots mickey 9999999999999999999999 times*

Mickey: *dodges it every fucking time* NIGHTY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER *throws a syringe at blocky*

Pen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes in front of blocky*

Blocky: what the fuck?

Pen: i-i took a bullet for you daddy

Blocky: bitch what, that was a syringe dumbass

Pen: w-woah i feel weird~

Mickey: oh yeah thats because i put heroin in it

Blocky: you DID WHAT

Pen: f-fuck~ it feels so good in my v-veins~

Blocky: BUT I WANTED SOME *rips out pen's veins and eats them*

Firey: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

Invader zim: ah fellow organ eater eh?

Moxxie: why the fuck do you sound like me

Invader zim: because we have the same voice actor you fuckin dumbass

Mickey: at least thats one less gay person in the world

Pencil: omg, like, i love you bestie!

Match: lets make out!

*making out*

Mickey: wait what the fuck

Fanny: I HATE YOU BITCH

Bubble: well oi love you mate

*australian making out noises*

Mickey: NO

Tree: crumpets and tea luv

Black hole: i love it when you talk British to me

*sucks up tree*

Mickey: THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE

Bracelety: f-fuck please yell at me mommy~

Icy: YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING YELL AT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH?

*aggressive making out noises*

Mickey: THE GAYS

Flower: i havent appeared in this probably ever

Ruby: neither have i

*confused making out*

Mickey: THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE

Blocky: suck on deez nuts bitch *stags mickey with a katana* 

Leafy: where the fuck did he get a katana

Firey: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Mickey: OW YOU LITTLE BITCH

Blocky: get naed naed motherfucker *pushes him off the epcot ball*

Mickey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies to death*

Blocky: HAHA! Another successful prank bitch! Hahahaha!

Police fucker: HEY! YOUR UNDER ARREST BITCH! 

Blocky: oh shit *runs away*

Police fucker: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE *chases him*

Firey: well that was fucking fun

Leafy: lets go here again someday

Firey jr: i think i accidentally ate an edible from that weird ass dog guy