Percy Jackson: Incorrect Quotes (Child of Victory)

Child of Victory: Incorrect Quotes Part 2

___________________

Annabeht: All my clothes keep disappearing and I can't figure out why.

Y/N, in a jumper four sizes too big for him: Hmm, spooky.

___________________

Y/N: *on the phone*  Mr. D? I need your help! I-

Dionysus: Is the compound on fire?

Y/N: ...no?

Dionysus: Then, it's not an emergency *hangs up*

Grover: Well? What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Y/N: *shrugs* Apparently it's not an emergency

Percy: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

___________________

Frank: Good Morning!

Piper: Good Morning!

Hazel: Good Morning!

Y/N: yall sound like robots "GoOd MoRnInG, gOoD mOrNiNg" Spice it up sometimes!

Leo: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRS!

Y/N: LIKE THAT!

___________________

Annabeth: You look good in that hoodie.

Y/N: You know where else I'd look good?

Annabeth, zero hesitation: My bed.

Y/N, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

___________________

Y/N: Relationships should be 50/50. Annabeth cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

___________________

Percy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Nico: I only like dark humor.

Percy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Nico:

Percy: An IMPASTA!

___________________

Y/N, proudly: I slept.

Annabeth: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

___________________

Leo: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was "woah... it's canon" and I think that maybe that is why Y/N made me get tested.

___________________

Will: Two bros!

Will: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Will: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Nico:....

___________________

Silena: Know why I called you in here?

Beckendorf: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Silena: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

___________________

*At the police station*

Annabeth: Hi, I'm here for Y/N and Percy.

Police officer: Who?

Annabeth: Ah, you must be new.

___________________

Piper: Oh god, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Leo. They're mad at you.

Leo: No, it's Jason. He's just being grammatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Jason: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.

Y/N: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Jason: I stand by my choice.

___________________

Thalia: Annabeth-

Annabeth, Who's waiting for Y/N to get back from a quest: *sighs* Y/N used to call me Annabeth...

Thalia: ...Because it's your fucking name.

___________________