(We start the episode with everyone looking at the challenge)
Sock: What the hell is this?!
(Sera & James are at a watchtower drinking lemonade)
Sera: Yeah, pretty wild huh? Your first whatever is to like.. pick a leader..
(The Venomous Dolphins all look at each other)
John: Heh, well then, I think we all know who's gonna be the leader-!
Derek: Carlos! I elect Carlos!
Sock: I second that, he's uhm.. pretty cool..
(Carlos pats Sock)
Chip: He's so cool..!
Alex: ...
Chip: Erm.. not like YOU'RE not cool!
(Alex crosses her arms)
Alex: Well, I'd say he does have all the qualities we'd expect from a good leader.
John: HEY! WOAH! Who died and gave you guys democracy?!
Karen: YEAH! WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE WHIP! JUST- BLAM! BLAM! SILENCE MONKEY!
(Derek doesn't seem too assumed by this)
Jessica: I concur, he should be leader.. plus he's REALLY hot!
Carlos: Thank you ma'am, for what it's worth, you're pretty damn fine as well.
(Carlos kisses Jessica's hand)
Jessica: Oh~!
Lake: I really like his hair! And his voice!
John: WHAT?! This is bullshit! I call racism!
Carlos: Well, what about you Avery?
Avery: What about me?
Carlos: Well, I'd like to have your support as well.
Avery: Hm..
Carlos: Please~! Pretty please..!
Avery: FINE! Whatever! Be our leader..
Carlos: Thanks babe. You know, you're a lot prettier up close.
(Carlos touches Avery's chin for a moment)
Avery: Don't touch me again.
John: Grr..!
(John storms off as Carlos seems concerned)
Jessica: Well, he's a little baby isn't he?
Sock: Tch.. you can say THAT again..
(We then cut over to the Raging Peacocks)
Lorenzo: Well, c'mon guys! It's obvious it should be me-!
Jebediah: NAH! I've gotten plenty of experience being the leader on my farm! It should be me!
(Binley is licking Jasmine's legs)
Jasmine: Could you not-?! Oh.. oh that feels kinda weirdly good actually..
Binley: Some say my tongue has special abilities~!
Jasmine: Whatever it is.. keep goin'
Gob: Well, as a serving veteran-
Cheryl: Maybe as a frontline defense..
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The Deathcamp of Intolerance
HumorLocated on the coast of Germany at an abandoned and old German Deathcamp, 20 contestants of varying degrees of mediocrity compete in challenges during the summer. Romances, drama, music, and for some reason a lot of sex. Don't forget to ⭐️ and ➕ me...
