Agatha x Kiko || Kigatha / Agako

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Reena: Harry Potter. My favorite ship so far is Harmony and Runa!!

Agatha: Um...why those two?

Reena: I think they're cute together. 

Nicola: Well I'm a forever Dramione shipper!

Hester: Um, no. Romione is SOOO better.

Anadil: Pansmione.

Dot: They literally never interacted with each other-

Hort: I ship Krumione.

Hester: Wat da frick? No.

Me: WHY.

Beatrix: AHHHHH!! STOP DOING THAT.

Me: Sorry. Anyways, we all know that Romione is superior. 

Hester: Exactly!

Sophie: Fr. 

Reena: NOOO.

Nicola: Errr....what about Dramione???

Me: Nic...you're a Scorose shipper like me, right?

Nicola: yeah..

Me: If Draco and Hermione were together, Scorpius might exist, but Rose wouldn't.

Nicola: Oh...

Anadil: PANSMIONE FOR LIFE. 

Sophie: NO. 

Dot: THEY ONLY HAD ONE TINY AND MINOR INTERACTION WHEN THEY WERE PAIRED UP FOR A PROJECT.

Anadil: Whatever. I'm also Ronaise shipper.

Me: WHEN HAVE THEY EVEN INTERACTED????

Anadil: In my AU.

Hester: *sighs* Ron and Hermione were meant together. 

Me: Guys. *takes a deep breath* We cannot argue over ridiculous things. Let's be mature and just let it all go. Agree to disagree?

Anadil: Fine.

Me: Great! 

Dot: Um...what do we do now?

Beatrix: Book club, duh!

Me: No no no. Ships!

Tedros: Knew it. 

Me: okay...ready??

Hester: No.

Me: Agako!!

Hort: Kiko and Agatha?

Me: YAH.

Reena: the frickle frackle? heck no. 0/10.

Beatrix: 3.9/10.

Sophie: Solid 7/10. I can see it. 

Hort: 3/10??? Don't know how to feel. 

Dot: Defs platonic. 6/10.

Hester: uhhhhhh 4?

Anadil: 7/10. It's aight.

Nicola: 9/10, I like it. 

Tedros: 1/10.

Kiko: Agatha's my best friend!

Sophie: *cough cough* Excooz me?

Agatha: *sighs* Can we resume the book club session?

Hort: Sure! So, I started the first chapter of "The Song of Achilles" and-

Me: Wait...did you say "The Song of Achilles"?

Hort: Um..yes, why?

Me: I love that book. Prepare to cry. 

Hort:...why

Me: *sniffles* It's so sad. I love Patrochilles...

Hort: Kk...

Me: ughh...sobbing right now. 

Nicola: You're not even-okay. 

Me: ANYWAURS. I got me some yoomy McDonald's yesterday :D

Sophie: Don't know what that is but okay. 

Me: So good! Got me a yummeh filet-o-fish, fries, bbq sauce, apple juice I stole from my sister's happy meal, and sadly...an oreo mcflurry. THEY NO LONGER HAVE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE WHAT THE FRICKITY FRACKITY????

Anadil: Okay. 

Me: NO. NOT "oKaY"!

Hester: Alright. 

Me: Whatever. 🙄 ANYWAUURSS. I got a new book ☺️

Dot: Okay, what is it?

Me: The Princess and the Grilled Cheese Sandwich :D

Kiko: hUh? wHaT iS tHaT?

Me: I also got "believe in me" which is the next series after "Summer Unplugged"!!! 😆

Hester: wUt?

Me: AND I got the graphic novel of The Mortal Instruments bc hehehhee 😌

Reena: Mortal wha wha?

Me: Plus, Percy Jackson Chalice of the Gods 😝

Nicola: Who the hail is Percy. 

Me: Furthermore, I got "The Truth Game" from the Dirt Diary series 🤩

Sophie: Yay?

Me: ALSOOOO I got "Icebreaker"!!!!! 😘 found it in the kids section at target....🤨 what was it doing there? who knows 🧐

Agatha: hUh?

Me: aaannddd i got "Beasts and Beauty" by Soman Chainani!!!!! 😊

Hort: Why does he sound familiar?

Me: alsooo I got "In Real Life" it's soooo good 😍

Tedros: ...whaaaaaa?

Me: "Unfamiliar volume 2" too!! 🥳

Beatrix: okay...?

Me: And "You've reached Sam", it's AMAZING 🥺

Hester: kay...

Me: finally, "Always isn't forever" 😫

Dot: okie?

Me: That's not even half of it but I decided not to say anymore 🤗

Beatrix: Great! Bye!!!

Me: Wut why?

Tedros: bc bye. 

Me: Okie Dokie. *turns into Saiki K and teleports away*

Hester: HOW MANY MORE CAN SHE COME UP WITH TO LEAVE??????

Beatrix: don't know...it's endless. 

Hester: Also, pay up Beatrix, you lost at the bet. 

Beatrix: *sighs* Fine. 

Anadil: What'd you guys bet on how many more times till Me runs out of ways to disappear?

Dot: Not telling!

Agatha: I don't bet. 

Sophie: Secret. 

Hester: heheehe only I know 😈

Hort: ofc, you started the bet. 😒

Anadil: Shut up Hort 🙄

Hort: I don't shut up, I grow up, when I look at you, I throw u-

Word count: 884 words

THE END HAWAHWHAHAW >:D



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