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learning for exam

Me:*staring at my math book* "Okay, let get this over with"

Not even a minute later

Me:*munching cake* "Wtf is this!? Who created math!??"

Me:*finally understanding it and doing something*

Me:"uhhh, the fuck?" *stare at the book solution and my own solution* "I wrote it wrong but my answer is correct..? Uh.. okay? Anyways-"

Me:*lay my head on the table* "I hate mathhhhh"

*back to learning*

Me:"Huh?" *look closely at the book's solution* "That's not what my teacher taught me..."

After a minute of trying to understand it

Me:"You're not fooling me book! I know that you're wrong and I'm right!" *laugh like crazy and show my exercise book to the math book* "See this? I am right! You can't fool me! haHvahvsj-"

A few minutes later

Me:*rethinking my whole life decision and thinking whether I should just freestyle it*

Me:*forcing myself to learn* "I hate you math, la la la la~"

Minutes later

Me:*finally done and summarizing everything*

Me:"Done!" *sleep on the table*

Dad:*passing by and see me* "Wha-" *stare at me* "Are you even learning?"

Me:"I NEED a break!"

Dad:"Yeah, you put lots of effort lately"

Me:"Huh? What effort?"

Dad:"Exactly"

Me:*confused at first, but then gasp* "How dare you-!"

Dad:"That's the joke" *leave laughing*

Me:hmpf!

*after sleeping for five min*

Me:*munching sweets while whirling myself in circle and reading*

(I have those chair that you can easily turn around and has wheels)

Dad:*passing by again* "What the-" *shake his head while laughing* "And I thought I've seen everything"

Me:"It's the only way for me to learn!" *slowly getting dizzy*

Dad:"Whatever you say" *leave again*

After getting dizzy

Me:*staring at my messy table* "... I'm done." *yeet myself to my parents' room* "hello-"

Mom:*half asleep* "huh?"

Me:*basically dead*

Mom:"Aha"

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I sound crazy but that's really is how I learn. If I don't sound and seem crazy or loosing my mind, I'm probably not understanding anything or learning properly.

🙂

I can't wait to be done with it. 🙃 (I'm loosing sanity-)