~~New Friends~~ { A RadioApple story }

Chapter 4 : Fluffy ears

My hair was still a little frizzy - Not just a little - shush - but I honestly didn't care. I fell back on the couch. " Hello, Strawberry Pimp~ " Angel said, approaching me. " No to whatever vulgar offer you have for me. " I snarl.

I could tell Lucifer was right behind him, " Hey Deer Demon! " He exclaimed. I sigh internally, This is going to be a long day...

~Lucifer P.O.V~

The deer was quite obviously upset about something. How can I cheer him up?

~Alastor P.O.V~

" Can I pet your ears now? " Lucifer asked. I groan, " No! " Angel raises an eyebrow. " Al, I wanna make a deal with ya. Not givin' ya my soul. Somethin' else. " I was taken off guard, then nodded. " Yes, Angel? " I said.

" If you get shocked and stutter at the question I'm going to ask, you have to let Luci here pet you. If ya don't he'll leave ya alone for a whole hour. " Angel Dust proposes. I nod, " So, it's a deal then? " Angel Dust and I shook hands.

" Would you rather get tarred and feathered or whipped and chained~ " Angel Dust asked. " I- O-oh I- O-oh D-dear... " Angel Dust smirked. " I-I-I-I Uh. N-NEXT QUESTION! " I yelled. The Spider burst out laughing. " You have to answer it Al. " He says through laughter.

" I-I guess I'll go with... getting t-tarred and feathered... " I say with embarrassment. " Aw you don't want to be whipped and chained?~ " Angel Dust prodded. " I-I... Uh... I-I'm n-not answering that. " I muttered. " WELLL! You lost so you have ta let Luci here pet cha ears! " I growl. " Fine. Since I'm a man who doesn't go back on my word. " I said.

Lucifer beams with excitement. He sits beside me began petting me on the head, careful to avoid my antlers. He brushes past my ears a few times. " Your hair is so FLUFFY! " Lucifer squealed.

~3rd Person ( No one's P.O.V )~

Lucifer started to pet Alastor more on the ears, and Al started purring.

| A~N ; God, I'm getting so lazy and tired. Btw, anyone wanna join the Sleep-deprivation club? I call president :D |

" Awwwww! " Lucifer said. Alastor leaned into Luci's hand, purring.

~Alastor's P.O.V~

After 5 minutes of Lucifer petting me, he finally stopped. I turned a deep red, realizing what had just happened. Radio static filled the room, crackling through the air.

| A~N ; Excuse me for a while, ~~ Cough cough ~~ AHGYGS UUGUCASGXUY SACYG UICGSAC

" I'M THE BACKBONE OF THE VEES~ " [ So your short? ] Y'ALL I JUST SAW THE RESPECTLESS SONG- IT'S STUCK IN MY GODDAMN HEAD |

" Hm, well~ See ya later toots~ " Angel said, walking off. " See you at the staff sleepover! " Lucifer skipped to Charlie. Al you're hot red- Shadow said. " S-Shut up idiot... "

Narrator, please embarrass him more.

" *S*H*A*D*O*W*!*!*!* " 

| A~N ; I AM NOT DOING THE WORD COUNTS ANYMORE IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT-

Also, anyone who has dares or truths for the Hazbins can submit them, I'll try to get through with them as soon as I can. I am a multi-shipper between RadioDust, RadioHusk, and RadioApple. You can also give dares / truths to Adam, Lute, Emily, Sera, and Rosie. Thanks for reading today's chapter!!!! |