Oneshots

Sad stories

Warnings: mafia, swearing.

Characters: Yn Ln : reader, Leonardo Arison : mafia bf, jack: his right hand man, Kristina: the housekeeper 

Leonardo loves his shy and sweet Yn. He knows she loves books. He's a billionaire (cause mafia, duh)

What better way to surprise his queen than giving her  her own library?

Or so he thought. Until the housekeeper called him telling Yn was crying.

1 hour ago:

Yn pov:

Today's Saturday. All my friends are going out. But I can't, due to obvious reasons. So imma go to the library (my personal library) and read something.

*Yn goes in and starts searching the shelves for the perfect book. After a few minutes, she finds one and starts reading *

Hmmmm....... This is nice....... Okkkkkkk......*Yn is reading the book*

*few minutes later *

Everyone dies!! The male lead, his lady love!!! Omg this is horrible!!! 

Neutral pov:

Yn started crying, cause everyone died in the book. (She's really sensitive)

The housekeeper, Kristina, sees this 

Kristina pov:

I went into the library in this mansion to check some sounds coming from there. I also needed a cook book for new recipes so while I was there, checking for a good one, I heard sobs.Ms.Ln was crying. I had to tell Mr.Arison.

Leo pov:

I was dealing with some chumps who think they can betray me and get away with it. Huh. Bitches. I'm Leo fucking Arison  and I'm gonna hunt them down.

Then suddenly, I got a call from the housekeeper. Huh. She doesn't call me at this time, honestly. 

On the phone:

Hk: Hello?

Leo:hey Kristina 

Hk: Mr Arison! Ms Ln is crying in the library!

Leo: what! Why? 

Hk: I don't know. She's clutching a book.

Leo: ohhhhhh ok. I'm coming 

*cuts call*

Of course she's crying. I told her not to read sad love stories because she can't handle them, but she never listens. I gotta do something about that.

Neutral pov:

Leo came home and washed his hands cause he didn't want Yn to see blood.

In the library: Yn is still sad

Leo comes in and sits beside her

" princess, are you okay?"

"No of course not. Everyone dies. It's the saddest story I've ever read."

"Baby I told you to not read sad stories, right? I can't see you cry."

"I was just feeling angstyyyyy"

He picked her up and put her in his lap 

"Ok. How bout you tell me author's name?"

"Why?"

"So I can beat his ass up? Duh"

"Leonardo Arison, of course not! You can't just beat up some innocent author cause they write well! Stupid"

"Pwease? I really want tooooo...... Mama please?"

"No idiot."

"Ok fine. How bout this? You tell me the story, and then we'll go to bed together and cuddle?"

"Your in the mood for cuddles?"

"Yesssssss!!!!"

"Ok fine"

Next day:

Yn was taking a shower. While Leo was talking to his right hand man.

Leo: jack, did you bring the trailer?

Jack: yeah 

Leo: look. I made a list of all the saddest books in the library. I need you to help me remove them and replace them with the ones you brought in the trailer.

Jack: but why?

Leo: cause I said so 

Jack: but wouldn't throwing her books out make her mad at you?

Leo: we're not going to throw them. We are simply going to put them in the high shelves, and fill in their places with these. She won't be able to get them cause she's short.

Jack: what ever you want.

Neutral PoV :

So Leo replaced all the angst books with the normal ones.

Yn pov:

After my shower, I went to the library. I am searching for the book I found yesterday. Hmmmmm........... That is strange? No one comes in here normally.

Leo pov:

So she came out of the shower and went to the library. Ok. She can't read the angst books anymore.

Neutral pov:

Leoooooooooo!!!

*Yn is screaming for Leo*

Leo comes in 

Leo: what?

Yn: can you please get that book for me?

Leo: no

Yn: why?

Leo: cause it's angst

Yn: so?

Leo : darling. My little gremlin. You cry every time you read angst. 

Yn : oh ok

Yn: wait, did you just call me a gremlin?

Leo: maybe?

Yn: Oh Leonardo Arison you're so dead.