|90|--- 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞

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I was eating icecream and thinking about Val, I wonder how he's doing in Spain probably hanging out with some muggle friends. Jared would probably be learning the secret recipes of his family's bakery and Hugo probably as useless as Lorcan and me.

As I took my 6th bite off my pancake I saw Lorcan open the house door. "Where ya going?" I asked him in a funny voice. "Africa" he replied, annoyed. "Well bring home a Erumpent or a Fwooper" I requested him. His reaction right now was just priceless. "Get a life" he said and slammed the door. I ran behind him and asked, "You're going to meet our former toxic muggle classmates right?"

"Yeah, we're going to play basketball. why'd you care?" He questioned me. "They are toxic and you're recently showing a lot of attitude ever since you've been hanging out with them" I said concrened. "You're not my mother, just mind you're own buisness" he said. "Well, I can leave you off the hook now but if you start vaping like those kids then I'll be the one answering mom" I said.

"Just beacuse they vape doesn't mean I will. Can you just give me some space?" He said pushing me away. "Lorcan you tend to fall into a lot of traps, I'm just trying to save you from them" I said. "Again, I'll repeat myself. Why do you care?" He questioned me back.

"Friends don't try to trick you and mind twist you" I replied. "Go to hell" he said as he ignored me and started walking away. "Dude! I'm not doing this cause I care for you! I'm doing this cause I care for myself! If you get into jail for whatsoever reasons hanging out with those shady kids mom's gonna be mad at me for not telling her and she's gonna disown me" I said.

"You're such a kid" Lorcan said. "At least I'm not a minor who vapes" I shot at him. "Dude, I'm not doing anything sus, I don't see a problem" he said. "I'm not going to go over the whole thing again Lorc" I said. After all this cold war he just left. He left to meet his friends.

I watch my phone for 12 hours and day and I'm a bad guy and Lorcan hangs outs with weridos and he's not. I'm not letting this go. I will get my revenge. So the first thing I did, like a good boy I told my mom the situation and Lorcan was called back home and scolded.

I enjoyed every single scolding that my mom shot at him. All of it was as tasty as juice. He was almost going to cry. I had to run into the room and stuff my head in the pillow to stop laughing. The happiness I got in snitching him was just like a bottle of priceless wine.

I could snitch on a lot of things like Lorcan sneaking out at night, cheating on tests, texting random dudes on the phone but I need to find the right moment. Wrong timings are like wasted opportunities. Meanwhile Lorcan doesn't have much things to snitch on me for cause I'm good in hiding things so he will never know about me taking strolls in the forbidden forest when I'm bored.

Either ways after the whole lecture my dad and my mom gave him he was lectured by my grandma and grandpa and this time he couldn't hold his tears. I don't blame him though, I get so upset if my grandpa or grandma lecture me it's just sad. He immediately came inside the room and lied down on his bed with his head burried in the pillow.

Since we shared rooms and we had a bunk bed I slowly crept down the stairs and went to him to cheer him up. Of course I wanted to cheer him up he's my brother afterall but I'm not gonna make it obvious. "Show me your face I wanna take a picture" I said pulling his head up. "GO AWAY!" He screamed. "Come on now!" I said pulling his pillow away.

"YOU!" He screamed and lept on me and started choking me. OH GOSH I COULDN'T BREATHE! I slowly calmed myself down and pulled a move on him as I grabbed his neck to escape. I held him to the floor and my dad walked in. Of course I'm the bad abusing brother again.

"LYSANDER!" My dad said glaring angrily at me. I glared back at him. I'll give you a tip, don't glare back at your parents cause when I did it, I didn't turn out good.

Well no amount of scoldings can ever hurt me for some reason. Which is one of another reasons I gte scoldings. Ironic right? I get scolded cause apparently I don't take my scoldings seriously. I mean its not my problem the whole emotions thing doesn't work out for me.

I can only make three faces. A pretty face, a poker face or a sarcastic face. From experienece I can tell that if I use sarcastic face using scoldings I'll be scolded for having 'attitude issues' and with 'pretty face' I'll be considered naïve.

Anyways, since scolding never works for me its always a frustrating punishment which I get. My mom and dad had a chat and concluded that me and Lorcan needed a break from each other so they decided to ship lorcan to his godfather's house aka Neville Longbottom's house. I was to be shipped off to my godmother's house aka Ginny Weasley's house aka Potter Manor.

I'm dead. My life is over. I can't deal with Lily Luna.


XX~𝐿𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇~XX

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