Church, Caboose and Tucker are standing over Church's body.
Church: I am not happy about this.
Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!
Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.
Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?
Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.
Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.
Tucker: Dude, you really stink.
Church: What?
Tucker: Your body, it stinks.
Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.
Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.
Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.
Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?
Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?
Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.
Cut to Grif and Simmons on the Red Base.
Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...
Simmons: Dirt.
Grif: Damn! How did you-
Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.
Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.
Cut to Tucker and Church watching Tex and 404 fix the tank from the cliff's edge. Caboose is behind Tucker looking through the sniper rifle.
With Tex and 404.
404: So when this tank gets fixed, you gonna kill all those red dudes, right? Typical freelancer.
Tex: Yep, once they're taken care of, I'm outta here. By the way, aren't you Courier number 404? How did you end up here?
404: Yeah, that's me. (Turns to Tex) And as for how I got here, well, it's a long story.
404 shoots at Tex, but she quickly dodges the shot.
404: Just a warning shot.
Tex: Hey! What was that for?!
404: Oh, drop the act, Agent Texas. You know why.
Tex: No, I don't.
404: Hm, weird.
404 continues to point his gun at Tex, his visor flickering between blue and red.
Tex: What happened to you? You look like them.
404: Who you-
Before 404 can finish his sentence, he groans and gets cut off.
Caboose: Hey! LOOK AT THIS. (focusing on Donut)
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Red vs Blue (Season One) | A Courier Guy (Male Oc)
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