Simmons and Grif sprint up the ramp onto the Red Base, where Donut awaits with the flag.
Donut: What happened?
Grif: (Panting heavily) Big... Tank... Shooting... Whooooh!
Simmons: Damn, man, we only ran like three hundred feet. You are really out of shape.
Grif: (Still panting) Fuck... You...
Donut: Where's your car?
Simmons: General Patton here had a great strategy to leave it behind.
Grif: Hey, it would have worked if that tank hadn't shown up.
Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?
The Warthog suddenly flips onto the base from below, propelled by an explosion, landing between Donut and the other two. The camera cuts to a different angle, revealing Sheila in the background.
Grif: What the hell..!?
Sheila fires.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Donut: Oh crap! (Picks up the flag) What the hell is that thing?
Grif: (Crouching next to the Warthog) That's the tank!
Donut: Hey uh, Grif, uh, you wanna hold the flag for a little bit?
Sheila fires.
Grif: No, keep that away from me!
Cut to Caboose in Sheila with Tucker and 404 beside them. Sheila fires.
Tucker: Why do you keep firing at the jeep?
Caboose: Because it's locked on!
Sheila: Target locked.
Tucker: Well, unlock it.
404: (Sarcastically) Big brain thinking, sir...
Caboose: Last time I unlocked it, I KILLED CHURCH!
Tucker: Oh, right... keep shooting the jeep then.
Cut to Donut.
Donut: I hate to be the one to point this out guys, but I think we're screwed.
Sheila fires.
Simmons: Yeah. I have to agree with the rookie on this one.
Radio sounds.
Sarge: (on radio, from a Pelican dropship) Blood Gulch Outpost Number One. Come in, Blood Gulch Outpost, come in. Do you read me? This is Sergeant-
Grif: Oh my god, Sarge, is that you?
Sarge: Roger that, Private. I am currently in-bound to your position from Command.
Simmons: Sir, (Sheila fires in the background) this is Simmons.
Sarge: Hello, Simmons. I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone.
Grif: Actually, sir, things are kind of hectic right now. The new rookie arrived, and somehow he managed to (Sheila fires in the background) infiltrate the Blue Base, and now we have their flag, the Warthog is damaged, one of their (Sheila fires in the background) guys is dead, and there's this huge fucking tank about to destroy our base.
Sarge: (radio sounds) ... (more radio sounds) ...Am I talkin' to the right base?
Grif: Sarge, (Sheila fires in the background) WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE HERE!
Sarge: Well then hold tight, boys. I think I gotta solution to your little "tank" problem.
Cut to Tucker and 404.
Tucker: Uh oh.
404: I have a bad bad feeling about this.
Pelican flies over Red Base.
Tucker: Hey, Caboose, (Starts backing up) you might wanna get out of the tank. Like right now.
Caboose: I can't figure out how to get this thing open!
Sheila: Night vision engaged.
Tucker: Rookie, get out now!
Shells exploding progressively nearer to the tank.
404: Caboose! Say the magic word, it always works for me!
Caboose: Okay, open the do—Okay, I, Sheila, will you please open the door?
Sheila: Driver canopy open. (Caboose gets out and runs away) Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle-
Shell hits Sheila and the explosion turns her upside down.
Caboose: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running! (reaches Tucker and 404, panting) Man, that was close.
404: (Blinks) The magic word actually worked?
Tucker: Look at your tank though.
Cut to Sheila.
Sheila: I'm scared, Dave. Will I dream? Daisy... (distorted, elongated) Daisy...
Cut to Caboose, 404, and Tucker.
Caboose: Sheeeeiilaaaaa! Noooooo!
Tucker: What? No! Sheila! Sheila! W-Wait... Who's Sheila?
Caboose: Sheila's the lady in the tank. She was my friend...
Tucker: Oh, dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!
404: (Disapproving looks.) Is flirtation really the priority here?
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Red vs Blue (Season One) | A Courier Guy (Male Oc)
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