*ignore how short this part is*
erm also this is a SATIRE book i wrote this solely just to practice my writing and to laugh with my friends
Help.
Out of all the people in the world, why me? It hurts so much. I give birth to too much babies, and I mean, TOO MUCH. Literally, every day i give birth to approximately 4 babies. My legs don't even work anymore because of all the birth giving.
"Jajanna, yhew MHOST dyew somtheyng abewt thes." Lawyer Ghuche says with a THICK British accent. "Theh esent anymoh speys tew poot thuh baybeyys anymoh."
Hi. I'm Jajanna. I'm a demialien. Basically, an alien fell in love with my mom, who gave birth to me. Because of this, I cannot stop giving birth. Everywhere I go, everything I do, I can't stop. I've gotten used to it and it's just a part of my life now. The Choak, from the planet of Champon, landed here on Earth around 30 years ago. Gagachakag, my father, impregnated my mom, Sparkle. Now I am condemned to give birth every single day of my life. Ever since MY birth.
And, I've overpopulated Earth with my babies. Before I was born, there were about 8 billion people on Earth. Now, the population has grown exponentially by a trillion. So the President of the U.S sent me to the moon! But it's too dark sadly. But im used to it! Ever since I moved to the Moon, I started to give birth to little ugly aliens! We have to go back to when I was sent to the moon.
YOU ARE READING
Birth Aliens
Humorthis book is based off of an inside joke me and my friends have pls dont take this book seriously and if u like this kind of thing then ok
