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Panic and Panic

(My mind will return shortly after the holidays, hopefully.)

(Nvm, I'm still gonna try to write.) Smg4 literally passed out because of his panic. Smg3 sighs as his 'friend' that he tried to comfort drained himself of energy, it was in brackets because he literally agreed to f- his inner monologue was being weird again, he suppressed it.  Clearly  he wasn't being gay to his now enemy (not arch-enemy) 'but you kissed him and enj-' he cut off his thoughts and then started thinking of a white land, damn, he's that gay? For his enemy? Clearly, he had gotten in the path of de-nile. (I took your lines, comments >:) kinda. )

After half an hour of poking around and another half an hour of trying other things, Smg4 woke up from someone rubbing his face against him, Smg3.

Smg4: "huh? Wha?" He kinda questioned everything as he wondered. "You gayy for mee?~"

Smg3 was flustered at the sudden comment.

Smg3: "WHAT? No... you baka."

Smg4 snickers, just as he was gonna tease the gay 3, he was interrupted by some words.

"Lunch time!" The sound said. They knew that idiot was gonna come down by the stairs, she ragdolled down the stairs, in an familiar fashion, like that fucking Mario they hate but can't kill. The lunatic (in their opinion) had brought the chicken flavoured rabbit shit from the kitchen and decided to try out making toast with egg, butter and cheese. She had a little tweak that made it look more appetising,

1. Get the ingredients: egg, butter, cheese and bread of course.

2. Put oil in the pan and wait till the pan actually heats up.

3. Put in the egg, wait for the bottom to get a bit cooked then proceed to put the bread with the butter and cheese on it (if you want to add seasoning do) with the cheese facing the egg and put it on.

"Fou- FUCKKKK" the house was burnt to a crisp(/j) 

4. Wait till you see the cheese melted or egg seems fully cooked to you, serve on a plate and enjoy your beautiful masterpiece!

(This recipe actually works! I tried it before I put it here)

Meh had her masterpiece eaten without crumbs left behind, she was about to eat her whispa (it's a brand of chocolate if you didn't know) then saw the bobcat like cat begging her for it and she whispered "no, you'll get food poisoning and die, caffeine can kill you"

Smg3's face drops as he hears that "OH THE MISERY" he practically screams.

Smg4: "look who's mentally breaking down now?" That was just sarcasm he tried to mimic. "Oh how the tables have turned."(😭)

The other man was wondering if he was still running the business, he would find himself to be in more of a torture chamber than ever. Wanting to do something that you like but the world decided it will kill you, oh how cruel!

^[*some days pass ass it was boring*]^

The two wondered when will something exciting happen? (Just like y'all when reading this story I tried to write) Smg3 had kept thinking about his life decisions, the more he thinks, the more weird he felt for 4, he would sometimes even be stuttering when talking to him. Smg4 was the most shallow person anyone can meet, that's how he sometimes passes off as his mind going insane, which probably was happening to the both of them. (Trust me, there's 99.99% gonna have no smut.)

Until one morning they found the house was all sparkly and decorated.

Meh: "ITS FUCKING CRISPMAS BITCHESSSSSS!" She really sounded like Bob when she said that.

Idk random doodle for no reason, I guess I'll put it at the end of this chapter once it's finished.

I let autocorrect say this.

(I'm a bit too lazy and not trying anything out but I'm not scared to be a normal life I know what I'm saying is wrong and I'm just tired and tired I just can't keep up and my head is dead so I'm just trying to make a big deal out but I'm just tired and tired I don't know how I feel like that I'm not trying anything out but I don't know why I can't say that I'm mentally unstable my heart hurts and I'm mentally stable now I'm not trying anything to do that much to myself but I'm mentally unstable my brain hurts so mentally dead I don't have a lot to say I love it all the time I have no one else I want you and my soul and my mind is life I like being able and I'm not trying anything out of my mind I don't want you in the person that you are in the limbo of my mind I know that you're not trying anything to be gay and you are still doing it that but you know I don't want you in my mind that you don't know me but you know what I'm saying.)

I think it depicts me, %50.

(This is me and I read more than write, sorry! And honestly just writing these boring chapters. It takes time and motivation and I'm losing the second part and the first part is on an animation. This fanfic is a first and probably won't be worth it.)

(Might record myself going 'RRRRRRRRR' for 10 minutes soon)

(FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK! I wanna write another paragraph but have to finish the pics for this one :((((((( )