Uh, [insert name 'here']

Start of weirdness./Average day.

The world was in peace as Smg3 in his new café starts making a drink for a costumer and one for himself.

Smg3: "Here's some very normal coffee."

Smg4: "Yeah thanks man."

Little did they know, Mario as the DUMBASS he is put some random potion he stole from e.ggad's lab since why not? He could have experiments with those things.

They sipped some caffeinated drink since I'm not sure what to put, they had a little chat since not a lot of people come here.

They both though not at the same pace spit out their drink, they both saw a piece of fucking cat hair.

Smg4: "Told you not to keep eggdog here!"

Smg3: "Wh- hey! This hair looks way uglier!"

Before another word their mugs fell to the ground

They shrank and became more fluffy and had whiskers

Smg4: "YOU PUT POISON IN THIS AGAIN?"

Smg3: "NUH UH!I DIDN'T, WHY WOULD I PUT IT IN MY CUP TOO?"

They just fell silent

Both: "Ugh, MARIO!"

Mario landed between them, in the most elegant way possible. Becoming a Ragdoll and hitting his head.

Mario: "Yes, IT WAS IIIIIIII!"

Both: *throwing random insults*

What Mario could hear:

*MEAW MEOW HISS* cat noises simply.

Somehow they could say MARIO but not say anything else that Mario can understand.

Mario: "*laughs* I guess I got the right potion *breaks Down laughing*"

Meggy: *walking to the counter she saw nothing and no one to be exact* "huh, *looks at Mario and at the cats dressed like smg3 and 4* you did a great job dressing those cats Mario!"

Mario: "thanks Meg-*maniacal laughing on the ground again*"

Meggy: "yeah... I'm sure that's funny, by the way. Do you know where Smg4 and 3 might be?"

Mario's still breaking down laughing.

Meggy: "*sigh* Didn't think so either *drags the manically laughing Mario out*"

Mario slowly points towards the cats and started laughing again.

Smg4 and 3 stood or rather at down in anger, eggdog has risen, barking at the cat smg3 and smg4. They ran out of eggdog's exit point on the door since they can't open doors anymore.

Smg3: "Fuck you!"

Smg4: "No u."

They were about to do slap fighting with their front paws or feet, then they saw the haven. The box. They both ran to it like it was an ice cream truck, pupils dilating. They hopped into it, feeling the protected fortress. They see each other being a bit too close. They revolt back against each other, they of course do their fighting but seemed playful enough to not get attention. Meh rustles out of the forest. They jumped back into the box, fearful.

Meh: "The heck- dawwwwwww free cats outside? I'll take!"

Smg3: "OH FUCK!" He tried to dash out but he fought a bit too harshly and was tired, these moments when life smites you.

Smg4 just stayed there since it took a while to look at everything, EVERYTHING WENT 25% BIGGER THAN NORMAL. Meh just scooped them up and put them in an immobilised position, Smg3 just was being angry swiping his legs around.

Smg3: "*cat noises* (LET GO OF ME YOU SON OF A BITCH GIVE ME MY FREEDOM BACK TOO)"

Meh: "Dawwwwww... you're giving me a cuteness overload, I'm gonna use one hand since my other is dying. Meh puts them into the same hand, Smg3's scrambling even more and being flustered in his 75% smaller body since he's a cat now.

(Note: simply meh is a godlike being but is trying to fit in, she won't be becoming a blob of substance tho, this is her

Simply.)

(Note: Was gonna separate these but it would be too short, when their cups break it was gonna be a cliffhanger to flip u off)