It's Not My Fault that I want you to React

Chapter 0.8

Kiana : Why do you and Najimi keep calling me that ?

Syzygy : I don't know ask the readers .

Kiana : The who ? 

Stelle : Wait a minute your the person who sent Pyramid Head weren't you?

Everyone : !!!

Syzygy : Why, Yes I am

March 7th : Wait if you are here then he'll be coming here !!!

Sushang HSR/ Huohuo / Guinaifen : * runs to Stelle *

Kiana : Mom hide me !

Cecelia : Oh dear 

Siegfried : I'll protect you two

Paimon : Lumine protect me !

Lumine : How about me then ?

Najimi : Pffttttt hahahahahaha

Acheron : .....

Haxxor Bunny : Your faces are bwahahahahah

Syzygy : Rest assured he already went back to Silent Hill or did you want me to--

March 7th : DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE !!!!

Each one of them was panicking after March said the most obvious thing in the world and before they could keep calm Lumine suddenly says something that started the chaos in the theater

Lumine : I'll offer Paimon to you so please don't!!!

Paimon : What are you saying!! Paimon doesn't even taste good!!!

Syzygy : It's gonna take more than Paimon for me to accept the offer

Lumine : Then take Amber as well !!

Amber : Lumine why !!!

Collei : If you'll take Amber then take me as well !

Tighnari : Collei don't !!

Eula : Oh no you don't!! You'll face my vengence before getting to Amber !!

Syzygy : Not~enough!

Lumine : Then I'll offer myself as well 

Childe : Nah ! No can do comrade I'll protect you from him 

Xiao : You'll have to get through me first !

As the genshin impact casts starts to offer their friends Stelle suddenly realized that the 3 guides that were by Syzygy's side were snickering and Najimi winks at her indicating that she wants her to add more chaos 

Stelle : I'll add March 7th to the offer !

March 7th : What are saying * tears on her eyes * !!! 

Dan Heng : It's sad to see you go March but I'll miss you 

Himeko HSR : Mitsuki - chan it's been nice knowing you

Welt HSR : * avoids her gaze * 

March 7th : !!

Bronya HSR : We'll miss you March we'll never forget your sacrifice

Seele HSR : It's been a fun journey March 

Hook : Idiot March don't leave us * cries *

Natasha : Don't cry Hook - chan, March will be in a nice place