ayo, is that a cheese stick??

holy guacamole

'whore house' is back online!!

sv

and thus i exist

SSS

already?

smile please!

aha, my favorite idiot is online!

SSS

???????????

sv

oh i'm so flattered!!

who are you again

SSS

kwsbakdb HA

smile please!

wow okay fuck you

sv

(:

'sv' is offline!!

_____________________

(###)-###-#### is requesting a conversation. Accept?

Dis U

new phone who dis

(###)-###-####

i'm from the other chat

'smile please!'

but call me Jeff

Dis U

oh okay!

(Changing contact name....)

Jeff(ery Dahmer)

?

oh okay gee

you'll be somethin' like that, then

Dis U

?

(Changing contact name....)

Jeff(ery Dahmer)

there ya go

(C)Hannibal Lector

oh my gosh i love it

you're my favorite now

Jeff(ery Dahmer)

sweet

i gtg right now but text me later and I'll tell ya all about Ben

(C)Hannibal Lector

Oooooh?

much excite!

he never talks about himself other than video games ;-;

which is fine but still

anyways will do, see ya later! I gotta cook anyways 😭

Jeff(ery Dahmer)

RIP you

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A/n: the public demanded so i feed

i'm like braindead right now so forgive me for the short chapter <3

if you see any mistakes lemme know, i'm too lazy to edit right now ;-;