ayo, is that a cheese stick??

stop.

The meeting between the Proxies hadn't gone great. No, actually, it sucked.

Brian wouldn't take anything seriously, Toby only seemed interested in learning about [----], Kate basically ignored the whole thing, Scribe wasn't allowed to talk, and Ruin couldn't get a word in above Tim- well, being Tim.

By the end of it Ruin had given up entirely on trying to explain her friend to her coworkers, opting instead to explain the situation directly to The Boss. Which led her to where she was now.

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whore house

sv

hola beetchis

Grey Man

Who the hell is this?

SSS!

chill ej it's a friend

backread if you need

sv

omg a new fren??

SSS!

no

not a new friend

bad sv

sv

but if not fren

why speek like fren

fake af

'Speek'? Ben, how old is this friend of yours?

sv

>:O

Grey Man

they sound like they're five

SSS!

they're not

they just like people

Grey Man

Oh digusting

fake af

....

SSS!

you're one to talk

'Grey Man' is offline!!

SSS!

damn

oops I guess

fake af 

You shouldn't have done that, Ben.

SSS!

i'm gonna fucking choke you, bitch

sv

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

'sv' is offline!!

'SSS!' is offline!!

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Stank Skank Supreme

Listen sv, don't listen to anything they say that sounds weird or off, okay?

my roommates are basically mental

Salsa Verde

Oh, no worries, Ben!!

and btw, you can call me [----] if you want :)

i don't mind ^^

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His face felt... warm... as your reassuring text came though. 'Damn.' It was never really his intention to get so attached. But he realized that he didn't want you to know who he was. What he and his 'roommates' did. No, not one bit.

 And Ruin's petnaming you had made him agitated for some reason yesterday. He heard yelling from somewhere in the house as the proxies debated over your presence in the gc and sighed. 

Wasn't he allowed to have friends?

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bing bam pow

I'm literally in love with my own writing of the characters even though i still haven't really fleshed anyone besides ben out <3

also, I may be losing followers and/or readers for this, but my portrayal of Masky and Hoodie is pretty different from the fandom norm. I mean, they're two college guys. yeah, Tim may be a bit (lot) cranky, but at the end of the day, they both are immature still-in-school dudes who'd probably make crass jokes and such. and I just really think that, if you watch the Marble Hornets, the quote on quote "fandom/fanon approved masky and hoodie" is kinda cringey..... but i do like some aspects of it, so yeah, Brian won't talk much. But, he is a douchebag when he talks sometimes. thas just life :P

thank you for coming to my ted talk, mwah <3 <3

also, twenty kisses to the first person who can guess both of the new characters in the chat B)

-RT