A/n: confirmation was given so I WRITE also "(dis u)" is used purely as an identifier until you are given a nickname, only you can see it :P
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(Dis U)
OI YOU FUCK GIMME BACK MY SLASA
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What the fuck
(Dis U)
Wait you're not mother
OOPS SORRY
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Who the fuck are you??
(Dis U)
IGNORE ME I DON'T EXIST I WAS NEVER HERE
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Wait a damn minute, did you just text the wrong person about your stolen salsa????
(Dis U)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Possibly
Maybe
ye
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You're a fucking idiot and I love it, save my number cause I'm saving yours
(Dis U)
Oh gee
okay then
what name you want
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?
(Dis U)
Contact name
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Idk whatever just save me
(Dis U)
k stank skank
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what the fuck
fine your salsa verde then
Saving number as 'stank skank supreme'.......... saved!
salsa verde
noice
also *you're
stank skank supreme
you saved my number then?
salsa verde
ye
stank skank supreme
k good
I gotta run
salsa verde
what right now? we've just bonded though
don't leave me!
hey!
hey
hey
HELLOE
read ✔️ fine bitch i hate you too
A/n: hehehhehehehehheheh guess who you managed to text
or don't
idc
stay swag
man I'm cringe
k bye
-RT
ESTÁS LEYENDO
ayo, is that a cheese stick??
FanficA CRACK FIC textfic of creepypasta x reader I'm not even bothering with a proper description just go in blind and be warned
