red face, wide eyes, screaming and giggling and DYING in surprise

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Oh my fuck.


OH MY DEAR FUCKBURGERS.


HOLY COCKERSPAINIEL-WEENIE DOGS.


You were fucking stunning.

As soon as he realized that what you had sent to the groupchat was an actual photo of you, he had fallen off he bed and started screeching- or squealing, whatever you wanna call it. So much so that Jeff came and asked him (with a very disturbed expression) if he was fine, to which he had yelled incoherent threats and locked his door before returning to essentially fangirling over your glorious appearance.

He saved the photo, made it his contact photo for you, and had even considered printing it out for a min- holy fuck.

He dropped his phone, standing in the middle of his room with the slightly horrifying realization, something he desperately refused to admit to himself before this moment.





He liked you.


Ben had a crush on a human.

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'whore house' is open!!

(a/n: this picture is here purely to remind what context the chat was left with)

(a/n: this picture is here purely to remind what context the chat was left with)

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smile please!

holy shit

Ruin actually SMILED????

shits and giggles

they're not a robot, y'know

SSS

no no, i'm pretty sure she is

'SSS' is offline!!

grey man

debatable. regardless, is that you, sv?

sv

yeah! i'm not usually one for taking pics, but i wanted one with mama to commemorate my fifth adopt-iversary

grey man

"adopt-iversary"? So is this legal or platonic?

sv

platonic :)

i tried to get her to actually adopt me, but my parents said no ;-;


smile please!

damn that's sad

oh well

'literal clock' is online!!

literal clock

why

in

fuck's name

is there 

SO MANY

chat notifications?????

shits and giggles

welcome to the land of the living

smile please!

well Ben is offline, but does Jack count??

sv

the heck?

smile please!

uhhh nvm

Look sv, a new friend!!

sv

NEW FREND

frind*

frin*

fred*

FrINEd*

FRIEND*

gosh i hate my dyslexic ass

'Swaggy Mom' is online!!

Swaggy Mom

No self-hate!!!

'Swaggy Mom' is offline!!

sv

wow

are you reading through notifs rn mom????

loser

smile please!

died of laughter

grey man

confused but okay

literal clock

this is sv???

the infamous??

please be my friend?????????

sv

OF COURSE

WE SHALL CAUSE CHAOS TOGETHER

or chat abt puppies, whatever you prefer ^^

literal clock

oh my GWJHABDHS I LOVE THEM

smile please!

why did i allow this

'shits and giggles' is offline!!

'grey man' is offline!!

smile please!

DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM!!!!

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A/n: currently leaving hints in certain chapters about plot lore, so maybe see if you can figure out what may be happening in future chapters!! Also, sorry about not introducing more characters faster. I kinda figure that the pastas would be pretty suspicious and wary of a new chat member, even if Ruin vouches for them. The only reason the new person came on was b/c they'd wanted to meet you for a while now :) try to guess who it is!! A hint: they have been mentioned by name in a past chapter!


love you all <3


-RT




(if you see any errors, please comment!! I edit my chapters, but sometimes not well enough ;-;)

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