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Kung fu panda part 2

An old red panda is playing a flute. He is surrounded by the bushes and trees that nestle between the Training Hall. From behind the bushes, stealthy dark shapes move in the foreground. He is still playing and seems oblivious. Five figures explode from the undergrowth simultaneously, diving on him. He moves like lightning, the flute now wielded like a staff. He deflects, blocks, dodges, parries, and the attackers go flying. They roll and pick themselves up, turning to face him, who is now standing-poised-ready for their next move.]
"Nice flute playing."Marlene commented.

SHIFU
Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.
"That was actually kinda cool."Private said.

[He uses his flute to point at the Five, who respectfully bow as their name is mentioned.]
SHIFU
Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey, greater speed. Crane-height. Viper-subtlety. Mantis-
ZENG
Master Shifu.
[Shifu suddenly points the flute at a scared palace goose.]
SHIFU
[impatiently] What?!
You didn't need to be so rude to that goose.Poppy thought.

ZENG
[startled] Aah! It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.
Everyone but the furious five and Shifu wondered:For what?

[Shifu looks up, concerned. He runs to the Jade Palace, which is lined with palace geese. The door bursts open. Shifu enters and comes to a halt. Candles and emerald lighting fill the room. He takes a deep breath and bows.]
"Oooooooh....."

SHIFU
Master Oogway? You summoned me. [He looks up, still bowing.] Is something wrong?

[He looks up at a tortoise shell perfectly balanced on a thin wooden staff. Master Oogway, a wise and elderly tortoise, emerges slowly from his meditative position and climbs down effortlessly.]

OOGWAY
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
"Yea,Why?"

SHIFU
So... nothing's wrong?

OOGWAY
Well, I didn't say that.
That started to worry the more paranoid ones in the group while others were more confused than anything.

[Shifu looks up, concerned. Oogway opens his mouth... and blows out a candle. And another candle. And another. And another. Oogway opens his mouth to say something, then blows out another candle. Finally, an impatient Shifu uses his kung fu to blow them all out.]

SHIFU
You were saying?

OOGWAY
I have had a vision: Tai Lung will return.

[Shifu looks stricken. Quick, impressionistic images of a large, shadowy figure (Tai Lung) flash in his mind. Shifu is rattled.]
"I can tell this isn't good by any chance."Mantis(Gotg) says.
"Trust me when i say it isn't." Po responded.

SHIFU
That is impossible! He is in prison!
"But he could break out."Quill suggested.
"Yea,its not like its impossible."Rocket scoffed. He had done it 24 times after all.

OOGWAY
Nothing is impossible.
"Thats kind of wise."
"Thats Oogway for you."

SHIFU
[He stares in horror for a second before reacting.] Zeng!

[Zeng comes flying in, and Shifu gets in his face.]

SHIFU
Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons. Double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison!
"I feel like this isn't going to keep Tai Lung from escaping."
Ruby felt most eyes except from those in the kung fu panda franchise.
"If it works, the movie would have ended.And we still have more than one hour to go."
Taking the hint, the guardians,Max,Duke,Gidget,
Snowball,Nick,Judy,Branch,the penguins and Roxanne gulp.
"I'm sure they can win."Poppy assured everyone.
"There's no bright side pink girl."Skipper snapped irritatedly.He was going to get tired of her real fast.
"There's always a bright side."She insisted.

ZENG
Yes, Master Shifu!

[The goose flies off, but then hits a column. Then he is off. Back on Oogway, as he walks away from Shifu.]

OOGWAY
[to himself] One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
"That was even wiser than the one before."
I'm definitely writing this down.Ruby thought,writing it in her notebook titled,'Wisest quotes in the history of the multiverse.'

SHIFU
[He rushes back to Oogway.] W-we have to do something. We can't just let him march on the Valley and take his revenge! He'll, he'll-

OOGWAY
[He looks into the water of the Moon Pool.] Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
"That vermin's brain is not full of water."Drax said.
"Dude!"Quill said exasperated. The whole theater gasped as Shifu growled in anger.
"Sorry bout that, metaphors fly over his head."Rocket stated.
"My reflexes are too fast. I will catch the metaphor."
"Urgh....."Most of the theater groaned.

[Shifu and Oogway stare into the pool. Oogway settles the water with his staff, revealing the reflection of an intricately-carved dragon clutching a scroll in its mouth.]

SHIFU
[He looks up.] The Dragon Scroll...

OOGWAY
[Looking up with Shifu.] It is time.

SHIFU
[Looks at Oogway.] But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become... the Dragon Warrior?
"Oooooooooooh....."
Everyone looked up to the balcony to find Amber,Ruby's sister, making that creepy sound.
"Quiet,Amber!"

OOGWAY
[A short pause.] I don't know. [He smiles. Shifu stares at him.]

Next update:16 Dec 2023