Me: *writing*
Man: If you keep writing, you will get a tooth pulled. Writing isn't good for your teeth.
Me: Um okay?
Man: Look, I speak the facts. I'm a dentist.
Jasmine: No you're not.
Man: Yes I am. I got my degree at Connecticut Dental School.
Jasmine: And where is this so called Connecticut dental school you speak of?
Man: Here in Middletown.
Iris: There's no such place here. And, how does writing and getting a tooth pulled correlate? Are you high?
Man: *gets a dental tool out* Hold still, son. Open wide, so I can pull a tooth out.
Jasmine: I had enough of this nonsense. *beats up the stupid man*
Man: *getting beat up*
Iris: Pay that quack no mind.
Me: I won't.
Jasmine: *still beating up the man*
Man: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Thursday, December 7th, 2023. (Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day)
A/N That man is stupid. Writing and getting a tooth pulled have no correlation. 🧐 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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